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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:19 pm 
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This thread is for posts that have tickled our funny bones to an unusually high degree. They are to be preserved for posterity so as to commemorate the wondrous leaps and accomplishments of past members and their exceptional approach to the posting arts. Any post can go here. The only rule is that you can't put your own in, only others'.

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Godziller66 wrote:
This thread is for posts that have tickled our funny bones to an unusually high degree. They are to be preserved for posterity so as to commemorate the wondrous leaps and accomplishments of past members and their exceptional approach to the posting arts. Any post can go here. The only rule is that you can't put your own in, only others'.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:46 pm 
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OMG THEY BUTCHERED THIS THIS IS THE WORST ADAPTION EVER RICKS HAIR ISNT EVEN THE SAME AND ITS NOT BLACK AND WHITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A AAAAA A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A A AAA AA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Actually I am really pissed about the B and W part. That's why my TV is losing it's color next sunday


I KNOW MAN WHAT THE FUCK ITS SO SHIT WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO IT IN COLOUR ITS LIKE THEY DIDNT EVEN READ THE COMICS OTHERWISE THEY WOULD KNOW THAT ITS SUPPOSED TO BE BLACK AND WHITE A AAAA AAA AAAA AAA AAAA AAA AA AAAA AAA AAA AAAA AAAA AA AA AA AA AAAAAA AAA AAAA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Wake me up when september ends/American Idiot


I would have used Good riddence, I don't know about the rest of the world but that song gets busted out every fucking graduation (even though it has NOTHING to do with graduations)


It's played at every graduation I've ever been to for sure

Oh yeah, I actually find that hilarious.

Totally misconstrued.

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AYBGerrardo wrote:
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Wake me up when september ends/American Idiot


I would have used Good riddence, I don't know about the rest of the world but that song gets busted out every fucking graduation (even though it has NOTHING to do with graduations)


It's played at every graduation I've ever been to for sure

Oh yeah, I actually find that hilarious.

Totally misconstrued.


Really? That's classic? that's just a normal conversation I think

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i dont get it

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I found it hilarious too. It's surprisingly easy to misread Dr B's post.

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I found it hilarious too. It's surprisingly easy to misread Dr B's post.


I... I still don't get it

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Dr. Brooklyn wrote:
Really? That's classic? that's just a normal conversation I think

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i dont get it

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I... I still don't get it

Man, that is so classic. You guys just aren't hip to the java bean. That is just jurassic classic. To the max.

Kay, I admit I don't get it either.

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Me neither.

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AYBGerrardo wrote:
Me neither.

*cue hands in the air confusion*

I was just talking about how people misinterpret the meaning of that song!

What's going on!?!?!

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"Fucking Graduation"

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"Fucking Graduation"

Wow, AYB. Wow.

That's actually not what I meant at all. I did not misconstrue Brooklyn as having gone to an orgy of a graduation.

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That's actually not what I meant at all. I did not misconstrue Brooklyn as having gone to an orgy of a graduation.


Well, my graduation WAS an orgy, but that's irrelevant.

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Btw, I was pretty fond of this post and it just seems relevant.

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Excellent. Now we all know that AYB isn't fucked in the head.

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i was just always expecting smutty to come back and say "although, i've never actually been to a graduation"

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i was just always expecting smutty to come back and say "although, i've never actually been to a graduation"


It wouldn't be out of character for me to say that, but no, I've been to plenty of graduations. Never one of my own though.

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Dr. Brooklyn wrote:
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That's actually not what I meant at all. I did not misconstrue Brooklyn as having gone to an orgy of a graduation.


Well, my graduation WAS an orgy, but that's irrelevant.


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Throughout the night my hot coursemate who's been over-complimenting me for weeks (e.g. "you're the smartest person I've ever met") was tonight coming up to dance 1-on-1 dozens of times and, true to form, said I was the best dancer she'd ever seen.


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Anywho, I don't really like her


:x

Dude, you don't have to marry her. She doesn't have to be your girlfriend. But you need to take advantage of the situation. She's hot and is over-complimenting you. And she thinks your dorky Eduardo dance makes you the best dancer she's ever seen. Really? Come on, you need to hit that. Plus? You can take her around to clubs and dance with her thus increasing your reputation as macho dancing lady killer. It works something like this:

1. Be seen dancing with her. Other hot girls notice. Want to dance with you.

2. Increase hot girl dancing reputation.

3. Challenge any would be Dance Kings on campus. Defeat them all with patented Eduardo Saverin Luau Dance. Crush competitors. Get more hot girls.

4. ?????

5. Profit

Your reputation as Dance King on campus depends on it!

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AYBGerrardo wrote:
t3cii wrote:
AYBGerrardo wrote:
Throughout the night my hot coursemate who's been over-complimenting me for weeks (e.g. "you're the smartest person I've ever met") was tonight coming up to dance 1-on-1 dozens of times and, true to form, said I was the best dancer she'd ever seen.


AYBGerrardo wrote:
Anywho, I don't really like her


:x

Dude, you don't have to marry her. She doesn't have to be your girlfriend. But you need to take advantage of the situation. She's hot and is over-complimenting you. And she thinks your dorky Eduardo dance makes you the best dancer she's ever seen. Really? Come on, you need to hit that. Plus? You can take her around to clubs and dance with her thus increasing your reputation as macho dancing lady killer. It works something like this:

1. Be seen dancing with her. Other hot girls notice. Want to dance with you.

2. Increase hot girl dancing reputation.

3. Challenge any would be Dance Kings on campus. Defeat them all with patented Eduardo Saverin Luau Dance. Crush competitors. Get more hot girls.

4. ?????

5. Profit

Your reputation as Dance King on campus depends on it!


Hahahaha definitely one of the best posts in a while.

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