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Never compromise, not even -- ekk screw that! I've always wanted to be a sex symbol...can you make that happen?

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instantly Rorschach is buff, wearin nuthin but a speedo (mask of course!) and a bow tie.

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I now give you the powers of Solomon, Heracles, Achilles, Zeus, Atlas, and Mercury but Rorschach, to unleash these powers you must utter my name!

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"Way to go, youve turned Rorsharch into a sterotypical homosexual" Jon's voice said out of thin air

"Party Pooper" Rorsharch replyed.

"Ill Handle jon" Said Dr.Brooklyn

Okay.

Here we go.


Dr. Brooklyn


Oh WOW!! These powers are awesome!

"You're welcome," Dr. Brooklyn patted Rorschach on the head, and turned to face Jon.

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"Yes?" Jon Replyed, looking at Dr.Brooklyn

"hey, Jon," Dr. Brooklyn said, "Catch!" And so Dr. Brooklyn cast a prison square from Superman at Jon, locking him inside.

"Hurm," Rorschach noted, "I could have done that."

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Jon sighed rolled his eyes (can he do that?)
and said
"it was my accidental creation that created the phantom zone..."
"IDIOTS! i can get out if i wanted to..."

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'Now, I have question," Rorschach asked, "Isn't there supposed to be a coherrent story line here?"

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Suddenly from out of nowhere, the narrator from Twilight Zone appears....

"Meet mister Kovacs, a middle aged man who is twisted in the mind, he has just...."

Rorsharch throws his shoe at the Twilight Zone guy

"OW!"

"We dont need your help pal, hurm, get lost..." Rorsharch replyed

Rorschach decides he's tired of living one huge acid trip, so he teleports himself back to neo manhattan to settle down and have a normal life.

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Dr.Manhattan follows Rorsharch to Neo Manhattan, appearing right next to him.

"Why cant you leave me alone, you big blue freak" Said Rorcharch

"I Cant help it, im a very lonely man" Jon said as he caresses Rorsharch's arm, Rorcharch shoves Jon away.

"When the hell did you turn gay!?" Rorcharch said, backing away from Jon.

"ever since janey slater left and then that bitch Dan stole Laurie."
jon whipered

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"Hurm, homosexual diety, must move away further"

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It was at this moment that a giant vagina-face octopus appeared in front of them, thus propelling the plot.

"WTF is that?!"
"It's a giant vagina-face octopus" explained Dr Manhattan.
"But that's impossible!!"
"No, not impossible. Just highly implausible."

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"Quick Jon, turn into a giant dildo and screw it to death!" Rorsharch saids with no hesitation.

"Uh, that's just nasty, hell no" Jon said

"Fine then. I had wanted to retire my amazing powers and live a normal life but I guess the fate of the world relies on me..."
Rorschach boldly stepped forward.
"But it's highly unnecess--"
"--Quiet! This is about to get...mmmm...nasty..."

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(Background Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA )

"Hurm.....im gonna regret this in the morning" Rorsharch says, slowy unzipping his pants....

"Oh my god, dont tell me...." Jon says,shaking his head.