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Rorschach stopped, as his omnipotence caught his mind, and so he brought forth out of the ground a cement block, which locked Veidt inside up to the former heroes neck.

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It was then that Rorschach realized what he had to do: go back in time in a flying Delorean and fix the space-time continuum to prevent a black hole from destroying all life on earth.

Just as Rorschach raised his hand, he stopped; Humanity is full of scum and vermin, why prevent their entire destruction?

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At this most inappropriate of moments, Rorschach regretted having so many cans of beans.

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You can never say never and never say always.

Needing advice on how to be all powerful he knew only one man could help him, "Excuse me evrybody, I just finished a conversation with Dr. Manhattan 35 minutes ago" And like that Rorschach vanished

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40 minutes earlier, in a plush office atop a Mars Bars factory in Chicago, detective-for-hire Dr. 'Blues Clues' Manhattan had just finished investigating the scene of a most peculiar crime.

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...evidently chicken-town.

'Thanks for the help Mr- Alright, John Jones, you are a valuable resource," Dr. Manhattan said into the video phone, "But Rorschach arrived in two minutes."

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Rorschach and Manhattan stopped and looked at a hippie dude sitting in a corner eating popcorn wathing them like it was a movie, and smiling like an idiot.
"NO! go ahead i'm just here because of all the space-time disruption, don't mind me, i'm lovin this!" the hippie blurted.

"hurm..."

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I'll be right back. I gotta go see a man about a mule.

"Hurrr....some sort of tach....er, tack....tacky plot device is blocking my newly acquired vision of the future..." coughed Rorschach. "Who is that liberal scumbag and why shouldn't I destroy him with my knee-lasers?"

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"Well, Rorschach, he's of no concern to me, do your bidding" Rorschach turned and knee lazered the hippie. "Feels Good," Rorschach stated

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"NOOO, dude, I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!" the hippie shouted in desperation.
Rorscach pauses...
the hippie turns around, drops his pants (off screen). Rorschach and Jon scream in terror.
"that is pretty good detail tho..." rorschach said in half-disgust, half-surprise.

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I'll be right back. I gotta go see a man about a mule.

Dr. Manhattan raised his hand and smeared hippie all over the floor. "Now, why are you here Rorschach?"

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"I need to find out what's happened to the city since I died," replied Rorschach, "thus discovering a major conspiracy (I've got my eye on Adrian...) with the help of my love interest who will inevitably fall for me. Also, is it me or did that hippie look exactly like that dude in Semi Pro?"

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"Well, let's see... There are a bunch of new Russian resteraunts, new buildings and... oh yeah THE GIANT FUCKING HOLE!!! And no, that hippie was a much better actor than the guy from Semi Pro."

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"Dr. Manhattan's giant fucking hole", thought Rorschach, "Must look into it. Shouldn't be too difficult, he's naked and has just made himself 100 feet tall."

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...evidently chicken-town.

The blots on Rorschach's mask exploded outwards as he recalled what Dr Manhattan had just said....
"'Actor'?! That hippie was an actor?! Oh. my. GOD! Manhattan, you're part of the conspiracy! If only I knew what that conspiracy is..."

"Rorschach, you've got to understand" reasoned the blue man-god. "Despite all our powers, even your laser-knees, we're puppets. Wake up and see the string. The truth is...this reality as we know it...isn't real...but I need your help - that's why I brought you back to life..."

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"I don't want to see your strings or smell any coffee- Unless it is Clay Enos's coffee with my good buddy Nite Owl on it, buy yours today!"


(The product placement color)

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"Why does my blue body arouse you in any way? do i make you blush?" Remarked Manhattan.

"Tell me I didn't just hear that" Thought Rorschach

Jon shrunk back down to normal size, and teleported rorschach and himself to an abandoned hotel, they are sitting it ripped leather chairs facing each other. "you have two choices..." jon said holding out his hand holding a red pill and a blue pill,
"nah, got any percocet?" rorschach said.

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I'll be right back. I gotta go see a man about a mule.

'Quit playing around with me and make a choice man!" Yelled Jon

Jon pushes the two pills right infront of Rorshach's face