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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
rorschach screamed

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"Do you ever feel that you're living in a dream? Why don't you remember the Charlton Institute? Why don't you remember anything before the time you found your mother having sex for money? Why, Rorschach...? Why do you remember your life only in fragments?"

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"I don't like what you're implying, Veidt"
"I'm implying nothing, I'm straightforward telling you." Veidt paused. "There's more to this 'world' than even you two, the most powerful beings in the universe could possibly grasp."

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"Hurm. So is that why I've always felt detached and lifeless when something was happening somewhere else to one of us?"
"Yes!" exclaimed Veidt "Yes, that's precisely it! Limbo...."
The man who had once saved the world looked down at his feet sadly.
"But it changed, Rorschach. It all changed soon after Dr Manhattan here killed you. Instead of that horrible pattern of life-to-limbo we constantly went through, one by one we fell into it once more....permanently. Jon always knew it was coming. He figured, why bother trying to live a human life when it would ultimately be taken away?"
Dr Manhattan took over. "Towards the end I learnt to embrace that lifeless state and now once again we switch back and forth like binary. We must find out why. We can't live like this. All I know is it started again on March the 6th 2009."
"2009??!" yelped Rorschach in confusion.
Veidt re-entered the discussion. "It's been over 20 years, old friend. And all this time we have been no more alive than you."

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"But how... how have I been away for 20 years?"
"There is something about you that prevented you from reassembling yourself faster," Doc explained, "But you're death was a turning point for all humanity"

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"So, you have two choices Rorschach" concluded Veidt. "Two doors. One leads to the real world. The other leads to a mystery prize."
"You need me to go to the real world, don't you?" asked Rorschach.
"Yes. Dr Manhattan can open up the Fargate long enough to get you through, but you'll have to get yourself back."

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Rorschach walked slowly toward the door and stopped, turned around and said, "Wait, why doesn't the jolly blue asshole over there do this?"

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"Rorscharch, you are this close to getting yourself blown up again, watch it with the insults" Snapped Jon

"Hey, no one told you to drug me and mess with my head you asshole" Rorsharch replyed sharply.

Adrian smirked, "He makes a good poi-"
Jon turned and slapped Adrian "YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!!"

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Jon then turned, open the first door and pushed Rorschach through it.

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What?! Hey! I'll get you for that Jon...!!


Woah.



Where am I?

Dirt filled Rorschach's mouth, which he spit out and looked around, it was presumably a forest of some kind, clearly not the city which He, Dr. M and Veidt had been.

Then suddenly a Rabbit ran by, talking about how he was late for an important date. "Hurm, most likely a date with a whore." He grabbed the rabbit and broke it's neck.

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"Dude that wasnt cool" Said Jon's voice from out of thin air

"DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT" Yelled Rorsharch

Hurm. This is just too weird.
First I'm in the world as I know it, then this weird 2d place where what I say appears in front of me, then I get thrown into a forest and now I'm back here again. Meta. This acid is gooood!
Now, let's see...where I am I?
Ekk..."Watchmen 2: Electric Boogaloo"?!!
What the hell is this "Watchmen"??
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What the fuck does that mean?

Reminds me of what filth on street used to write on walls...."Who Watches the Watchm"

Wait a minute...is that me?? Holy shit, that's me... someone's taken pictures of us all! Red tint. Huhh. Nice touch.

No, no. No, sweet jesus no! All these words...someone's been writing a journal of our actions... but it's worse than that! The words...appear...to have been in complete control of everything that's happened...
























God...? Is that you...?

"NO..." an ominous voice boomed... "it is I NiteOwl, no not dan dreiberg, just a loyal fan." the voice said. "uh huh..."Rorschach stuttered

"by the way, give laur...er...Sandra, by best wishes, and give her that note under 'my documents','watchmenfolder2'"
rorschach jumped back as a large "window" flew down and stopped right in front of him...
"oh, this is "my documents" rorschach said as he touched the label on the "window"...

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Oh sweet Jesus you perverted pervert! You freaky freak! WTF!
These pictures are disgusting!
Back on topic, before I lost my sanity and/or get an uncomfortable boner, if you're not God (all of you! I see there are more than one!) then how come you've been able to control my actions...?
...and still are, it would appear...

Suddenly the mouse cursor comes down and takes off with Rorsharch's hat.

"HEY!" yelled Rorsharch

Too many questions, dear dear Rorschach.

Rorschach, against his own will, gagged himself with his mask.

Now, I'll try to explain as much as I can shall I?
Yes, you are quite correct to reason that we have controlled your actions since your re-birth (though your original one was in the hands of....a higher power...).
We are kind gods though, if gods we are. We are fans, my sweet, and should you compromise and do as we say we can make your wildest dreams come true. Would one of my colleagues care to continue?

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"okaaay, hurm."
rorschach sputtered.
"now, before we lay out our twelve tedious tasks, what do you wish for?"
NiteOwl boomed.

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Rorsschach stoped and looked around... 'Wait, I thought I'm all powerful?'
Dr. Brooklyn then poked Rorschach with his cursor, "You are just a puppet, a puppet who can see the strings! Oh, and Nite Owl, he's not Heracles!"

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