Lady_Rorschach wrote:
I think JEH himself put it best when it comes to Watchmen prequels or spin-offs:
"Only if it's a musical."
Hmm, I wonder. What would the Playbill look like . . .
Quote:
EVERYTHING'S TURNING UP RORSCHACH!
With the original cast of the critically-declaimed movie by Zack Snyder, rewritten for the stage by Andrew Lloyd Webber to tell the story of Watchmen exclusively from the perspective of Rorschach.
Song and Dance List:
ACT 1:
* "Everything's turning up Rorschach" (medley) -- ensemble
* "Gutters full of blood and a heart full of song" -- Rorschach and ensemble
* "At midnight . . ." -- Rorschach solo "hurm"/dance number, The Comedian's ghost
* "A spoonful of bean juice helps the conspiracy go down" / "You quit" -- Rorschach and Dan
* "Ror-Ror-Rorschach" -- the Happy Harry Quartet
* "Never became a prostitute" -- Rorschach and Adrian
* "Unquantifiable abstracts" -- Jon, Rorschach, Laurie
* "Nobody cares but me" -- Rorschach and the Knot-tops
ACT 2:
* "Nobody cares but me" -- instrumental reprise
* "You have the wrong person" -- Moloch and Rorschach
* "American love" / "I am Pagliacci" -- Rorschach and the Ladies of the Night, The Comedian's ghost
* "The New Frontiersman" -- the Bernies, Seymour, Mr. Godfrey
* "Behind you" -- instrumental dance number between Moloch and Rorschach
* "New York opened its heart to me" -- Rorschach and ensemble
* "You never know" / "Joey's song" -- the Bernies, Joey
* "The night is generous to me" / "Stupid, stupid, stupid" / "My face" -- Rorschach, the Knot-tops, the Ladies of the Night, the Detectives and the SWAT Team Swingers
INTERMISSION
ACT 3:
* "My face" / "Nobody cares but me" -- Rorschach
* "Fascinatingly ugly, pretty butterflies" / "Some nice flowers" -- Dr. Long, Rorschach, Rorschach's mother, patron, young Rorschach
* "(You're dead) Rorschach" -- the Prisoners and the Guards
* "I'll tell you about Rorschach" -- Rorschach and Dr. Long
* "Your autograph" / "You're locked up in here with me" -- Rorschach, the Prisoners and the Guards
* "Very naive, very young" / "If only" / "The dance of Blaire Roche" -- Rorschach, Dr. Long, Gerald Grice, Blaire's ghost
* "Nothing's too tall for Big Figure" / "Prison riot rumba" -- Big Figure, Lawrence, Michael, Mulhearney, the Prisoners and the Guards
* "So hard reaching him" / "Hey Rorschach" (reprise of "(You're dead) Rorschach") -- Dan, Laurie, the Prisoners and the Guards
INTERLUDE: "New York opened its heart to me" / "The night is generous to me" -- instrumental reprise
* "Jupiter to Mars" / "The doorbell waltz" / "I'll be damned" -- Laurie, Jon, Dan, Rorschach, the Detectives and the SWAT Team Swingers
* "You are a good friend" -- Rorschach
* "Ror-Ror-Rorschach" -- the Happy Harry Quartet
* "Veidt" / "Free from compromise" / "Archie's moment" -- Rorschach and Dan
ACT 4:
* "Descent into Karnak" -- instrumental
* "Never became a prostitute" / "An ode to Alexander" / "35 minutes ago" / "Joey's song" -- Adrian, Rorschach, Dan, Joey, Joey's ex, the Bernies, Dr. Long, Gloria, the Detectives
* "Bubastis, forgive me" -- Adrian
* "You're an asshole" / "I am disappointed, Veidt" (reprise of "Never became a prostitute") -- Laurie, Jon, Adrian
* "The face of Armageddon" / "My face" / "You are a good friend" / "Nobody cares but me" / "Do it" -- Rorschach, Dan, Jon
FINALE: "The New Frontiersman" / "Everything's turning up Rorschach" (medley) -- ensemble
Thought I might as well do it some justice.