Just read that this relationship with "Abby" started when NiteOwl showed her his Watchmen collection!
Anyway, for one night, we were blessed with her presence and realistic diction:viewtopic.php?f=9&t=383&start=347
Following this, back on the Women thread:
me and abby arent exactly okay right now.
Her father passed away so she goes to iowa for the funeral, i got work so i couldnt go, but while shes out there she finds "comfort" in the arms of another guy.
now she "needs to think things over".
knowing MY track record we'll be separated within a week.
she said shes staying in iowa, but she'll "keep my number" and "sorry things didnt work out"
But she asked her friend matty to give me this small box as a parting gift.
Inside the box were a grip of 4gb flash drives,
when i check what was on the flash drives,
it was a high quality scan of every heavy metal magazine she had.
all the way from 1977.
So i was kinda happy aout it, but sad at the same time, she also told me that she didnt cheat on me and that there is no other guy now; shes doing this for her mom.
So im not totally mad, and she said we might have another shot sometime in the future.
i need some advice...
theres this hot lil asian chick, foreignxchange ( <-- that was actually a typo, but a fuckin awesome one so i wont fix it) student, who is living with this weirdo family around here, and she like made this pathetic excuse to like get the hell outta the house, and bumps into me, and when they ask me "did she really leave something in your backyard *dumb redneck head scratch*???"
and she gives me this look like HELP
so im like "yeah..."
so she sees my place cuz i invite her in for DRINKS (not to see my watchmen shit), and she goes "OHHHHH OTAKU HEAVEN"
and she like has this crush on me after 2 days, and is always just crashing on my couch, and making herself at home
but idk if im ready to reciprocate any feelings yet, including the not so subtle passed she keeps running by me.
so... im all out of ginger ale, and im all otaku'd out... never before has being a geek around a hot chick been so EXHAUSTING...
she talks SOOOO MUCH, and SOOOO FAST
and occasionally slips back into her native tongue, which is all Na'vi to me
WTF DO I DO
today i fell asleep standing in front of the fridge, and she wakes me up to ask if i have cowboy bebop on dvd
but im a sucker for a pretty face, and she is so damn cute...
she makes a cup of expresso look like decaf.
I havent slept in three days and OBVIOUSLY neither has she.
and my fridge is now ANOREXIC
im a simple guy, i value two things above most else, SLEEP and my FOOD...
shes eaten all the nachos, drank all the ginger ale, cooked my chipped steak, ate my BBQ ribs, and practically inhaled my cape cod chips, while downing it with my last monster
I had to eat out today, she came too...
so i mean... like.. my grocery bill has like tripled.
so i mean... like.. my grocery bill has like tripled.
Well, for starters, there's always this incredible tactic handed down from father to son that has saved fridges for decades...
..."Baby, could you not eat everything on the fridge ?"
yeah i could,
but she gives me those bambi eyes and im all like...
the most amazing thing happened like an hour ago...
Yuri brought ME kfc chicken!
just walked in with a bigass bucket o chicken like "
"It's the good!"
im like... for me?
and she says "noooo not for you, for us... to eat."
and she gives me this look like "pshhhhh silly goose
and im on my overstuffed chair like half asleep
and thinking ok but wait what the hell just happened and why the hell am i awake.
so then after she downs every drumstick, a breast, and a few wings... (every... last... drumstick
she actually like passes out on my couch.
For the first time ever, i actually saw her fall asleep.
-and all sentient beings in the universe, exhasted and worn out, let out a long awaited satisfied and sleepy sigh-
best. night. ever.
we went to this dinky hole in the wall theater next to a used bookstore. They show classic (geek) movies.
IDK why i've never ever heard of this place!
it was wicked small though...
we watched Aliens and Predator in a badass double feature.
it was her first time watching Predator, so that was special!
and the dr.pepper was unusually extra awesome, and the popcorn...
well. she ate it all.
then we sat on this really uncomfortable bench outside and talked for a lil bit. After that we just crashed at my place.
Cool news, Yuri is helping me with my new fan fic webcomic thingy:
BEST DAY EVER
so it should be awesome.
i got the whole first story kinked out and its actually awesome working with Yuri she has AWESOME ideas, and she totally gets the brand of humor and loves it.
me and her are going to start a whole blog based around it, im actually waiting for something concrete then i can show bryan, for real.
If i had just a tad more man power i could actually turn this into an animated show on youtube...
but right now im still sketching out some AWESOME new characters
if anything working together with yuri on this has kinda affirmed a budding relationship.
I mean when she's not watching cowboy bebop reruns with me, totally chowing down on whatever little food i keep around, or hanging on me while i do whatever, we're working on 'Best Day Ever' together.
totally chowing down on whatever little food i keep around
This really doesn't bother you at all ?
it does! but shes so friggin hyper and intense all the time she can like pace the living room for a riddiculously long time for absolutely no good reason! shes always on her feet, walking, etc etc,
and probably has a riddiculously fast metabolism.
the main thing that bothers me is like.. the absense of food at the end of the day.
yuri actually ASKED me if she can finish off the corn flakes this morning!
i actually think she was standing next to my bed for half an hour whilst i was sleeping, waiting to ask me too...
How the hell did you meet that chick again ?!
she moved in with my neighbors... lol ironic.
im guessing shes like a foreign exchange student or something.
she does go to the community college for certain classes or whatever.
im asleep too much to notice anything she does before 1 pm
rrrrrrg! its not like that at all!
i swore i'd never make this comparison...
shes actually like knives chau. >_<
shes not sadistic possessive or controlling!
and i'd much appreciate if the topic wasn't just me trying to set the record straight.
think knives chau, not annie from misery
GUESS WHO GOT SOME!
me, yuri, paul, brandon, and mikey all went around in paul's shitty car just doing random shit.
Everyone started to get bored so...
we went back to my place and they raided my blu rays...
and (I SHIT YOU NOT) they picked Scott Pilgrim.
They hadnt seen it.
me and yuri rofl'd.
but we humored them.
But since my hdmi cable was busted we decided to watch it on Brandon's tv (he lives in the apartment right below me)
So we go downstairs lol and watch scott pilgrim.
however, while paul and the guys are all into the movie loling their asses off, me and yuri are like getting things we hadnt noticed before. And by...
"Ramona Come Closer"
this awkward semi-telepathic thought went through mine AND yuri's mind.
We like quietly snuck away back to my place...
*ride of the valkyries plays loudly*
then we slip back in in time to see Scott kick in Gideon's teeth.
EPIC NIGHT! woooooo...