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 Post subject: Re: Women
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:51 pm 
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I don't think you would but feli seems hellbent against you at the moment, I say screw it and let's forget this whole thing.


Have you ever had a friend that has claimed he kissed Cascada, fucked a playgirl, and played a game of Magic The Gathering with the creator of the game........and beat him ?

I've had friends like that, it's annoying.

I was just saying to NiteOwl, nicely at first, that he doesn't have to lie or impress anyone here, yet he consistently does so, and it frustrates me.

Still, it's no reason to go on a witch hunt, if you guys like to read his posts, then I guess it's okay, thank The Flying Spaghetti Monster I'm not obligated to read them !

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Is it fair to say that I've known about a certain someone's lies for a long time, and have recognised them as more and more have been put to us, right to the present day?

Is it fair to say that these lies have fundamentally changed a topic from its basis in the open exchange of secrets of emotion - something somewhat rare for a group of men, yet valuable - to a series of boasts (based in fiction no less)? That in this there has been a complete betrayal of trust?

Is it fair, NiteOwl, that you've directly responded to people's agony and heartbreak and genuine despair with self-promoting fantasy and self-promoting "advice"? Is it fair that we should be called upon to "put it all behind us" like it was a small lapse, nothing more, rather than a continual exercise in deceit and betrayal?

Sometimes I've wondered to myself: is it fair on the other members not to expose you, to allow them to continue to waste their time and energy while they are manipulated for your pleasure? Whatever the case, I've waited for the time that things would be clear to all. Apart from my outburst on the movie thread a while back, I've been patient. And now all I have to say is that I'm not comfortable with the despicable abuse of anonymity you have exercised in the timescale of years. I could only tolerate your presence as long as I ignored you. Now that the word's out, and incidentally I'm curious about that, I can't tolerate your presence at all.

So, personally, I would prefer that you leave this forum and find some other gullible fools to take you in and be your playthings.
Failing that, I'd advise those I'm proud to call friends here, and those with self-respect, to join me in setting the board to ignore your posts (the link I posted) and never reply to you, such that we are effectively rid of your vile presence anyway.

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sidebar, I was totally hoping to get laid while here in Atlantic city and as hard as I'm trying it just does NOT seem to be happening.

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feliciano182 wrote:
AvatarIII wrote:
I don't think you would but feli seems hellbent against you at the moment, I say screw it and let's forget this whole thing.


Have you ever had a friend that has claimed he kissed Cascada, fucked a playgirl, and played a game of Magic The Gathering with the creator of the game........and beat him ?

I've had friends like that, it's annoying.

I was just saying to NiteOwl, nicely at first, that he doesn't have to lie or impress anyone here, yet he consistently does so, and it frustrates me.

Still, it's no reason to go on a witch hunt, if you guys like to read his posts, then I guess it's okay, thank The Flying Spaghetti Monster I'm not obligated to read them !

How would you know if I'm lying?
I'm not.
I have lied.

But not about anything in the past year of posting.

If you guys get your panties in a bunch over the fact I had one lucky night with some redneck waitress at a sports bar, then by god ignore my posts.

AYB, if you seriously think I'm lying
than prove it.

I don't ask any of you to prove your stuff.

Expose me.

To be honest I'd like to see what fiction you'd spin to continue making me a villain.

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 Post subject: Re: Women
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AYBGerrardo wrote:
So, personally, I would prefer that you leave this forum and find some other gullible fools to take you in and be your playthings.
Failing that, I'd advise those I'm proud to call friends here, and those with self-respect, to join me in setting the board to ignore your posts (the link I posted) and never reply to you, such that we are effectively rid of your vile presence anyway.


.................................

I don't think so.

Do I like NiteOwl's fantastically elaborate stories ? No.

Do I want him to leave the forum ? Not really.

Have I resorted to name-calling here ? Endlessly.

But this is going too far.

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feliciano182 wrote:
AYBGerrardo wrote:
So, personally, I would prefer that you leave this forum and find some other gullible fools to take you in and be your playthings.
Failing that, I'd advise those I'm proud to call friends here, and those with self-respect, to join me in setting the board to ignore your posts (the link I posted) and never reply to you, such that we are effectively rid of your vile presence anyway.


.................................

I don't think so.

Do I like NiteOwl's fantastically elaborate stories ? No.

Have I resorted to name-calling here ? Endlessly.

But this is going too far.

I've said it myself that my early days were all bullshit.
OBVIOUSLY.

But I have not been lying about this stuff.

Maybe I brag? Sure. I love to brag. To show off.
But it doesn't mean I lie to do so.

I've gotten some very good advice in some pretty personal matters from a few people on the board, and the rest of you have dealt with me tooting my own horn far too often. I don't wanna get boot to ass here seriously.
I will gladly rein in the bragging, but come on lets just move on.
I'm tired of being called a liar.

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 Post subject: Re: Women
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:41 pm 
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Let's start from (what I pray is) the beginning, rather than try to brush it under the carpet.

Back in August 09, there was a member here called TheQuietKidd.

See that avatar?

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Anyone with Joe on facebook might recognise that cap. And here's NiteOwl's photobucket account, from which he's posted various pictures. Interesting what one finds on page 5:

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Let's look at TheQuietKidd's posts. Sad that the forum's functionality is lacking these days, but I've collected some links.

In which TheQuietKidd gives the impression of being quite old, but has an incredibly familiar taste in film
In which he relates his incredible story on working on the Watchmen film
In which he talks about his cosplaying girlfriend

In that last thread, people request photos (a familiar theme) which never do appear, but a user called NiteOwl comes along and supports TheQuietKidd with claims to have met him and his "smmmmokin hot girlfriend".

It doesn't take a genius to deduce that 1) TheQuietKidd is lying 2) TheQuietKidd is NiteOwl.

I believe that the lies serve as wish fulfilment - getting people to believe in them helping to support the fantasy - and that these early attempts were too clumsy to hold up. Hence, Joe switches to the NiteOwl account, with which he is more careful, much more specific in his wish fulfilment. The stories relate to people we couldn't know, making the fiction more believable. I find it highly humorous that he's now calling on me to "prove" him a liar, when his switch in tactic was clearly intended to provide that insulation.

TBC.

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 Post subject: Re: Women
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:44 pm 
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AYBGerrardo wrote:
Let's start from (what I pray is) the beginning, rather than try to brush it under the carpet.

Back in August 09, there was a member here called TheQuietKidd.

See that avatar?

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Anyone with Joe on facebook might recognise that cap. And here's NiteOwl's photobucket account, from which he's posted various pictures. Interesting what one finds on page 5:

Image

Let's look at TheQuietKidd's posts. Sad that the forum's functionality is lacking these days, but I've collected some links.

In which TheQuietKidd gives the impression of being quite old, but has an incredibly familiar taste in film
In which he relates his incredible story on working on the Watchmen film
In which he talks about his cosplaying girlfriend

In that last thread, people request photos (a familiar theme) which never do appear, but a user called NiteOwl comes along and supports TheQuietKidd with claims to have met him and his "smmmmokin hot girlfriend".

It doesn't take a genius to deduce that 1) TheQuietKidd is lying 2) TheQuietKidd is NiteOwl.

I believe that the lies serve as wish fulfilment - getting people to believe in them helping to support the fantasy - and that these early attempts were too clumsy to hold up. Hence, Joe switches to the NiteOwl account, with which he is more careful.

TBC.

hahah yeah thats me.
and all were lies except the cosplaying girlfriend.
Sam already knew about this too.
Like last year?

THATS FROM 2009!
I just fucking said my early days were ALL bullshit.
How many times must I say this?

Edit:
Also you forgot about the one in the cosplay thread where I claimed to have made a Nite Owl suit that looked exactly like the movie's. And I argued with myself to post pictures about it.

Obviously this wasn't true.
Please, lets bring out the rest. Get it out of the way.

2nd Edit:

My NiteOwl account predates the QuietKidd account.
At one point the site got fucky and wouldn't let me sign in as NiteOwl.
Password problems.
So I made the second account.
I remember having pissed off some whoreschachs and decided not to introduce myself as the same guy.
Anyway, once my password problems with NiteOwl were rectified, I thought it was cool and just started fucking around.

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Sticking mostly to this thread, first there was the apparent Watchmen fan called Abby...

Try to read it all in a row and still believe it:


NiteOwl wrote:
When i showed Abby my DVD collection she was like O_O

i asked her right away, "Whats your favorite movies"

she said "Return of the Jedi, Alien, and The Matrix"

im like eeeee
"We can work with that!" :D

well just fyi my fav movies are Aliens, T2, and The Matrix.
so i've come to learn that her tastes in movies are amazingly close to mine

And shes a nerd like me. But a sexy nerd, with the great legs and the miniskirt with the batman belt bucklet and the ghostbusters t-shirt and a superman knitted beanie, and a spiderman watch with a TDK backpack and I would've stopped at "great legs" but everything she wears screams NERD!







but a sexy nerd. :D

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me and abby watched Kick-Ass, then my Super Ex-Girlfriend, and THEN The Bodyguard.
we both thought its wise when superhero movies stay in their genre and left romantic comedies the fuck alone.
The Bodyguard wasnt that bad. At least Yojimbo has a cameo kinda... lol


anyways it was a good night, a VERY good night ;)

NiteOwl wrote:
i've dated alot.
Been in three serious relationships, and only been in love with a woman who loved me back, twice.

NiteOwl wrote:
well, I was 19, she was 29.
she had a 3 year old kid and had a lot of complex things going on in her life.
She had to leave to north carolina, i had to say goodbye.
I watched as she left on the bus, looking back at me through that dirty window.
I waved back all misty eyed.
First time I ever cried over a girl.

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earlier when i said I've only loved twice, I wasnt including Abby.
I like her a whole lot, but i cant say im deeply in love with her (yet).

Anywho, the other love of my life was this gal named Alexa.
When I met her she was shy, cute, hardly innocent, but had his charm.

We fell madly in love and dated for about a year, and then one day she up and says "I dont love you anymore. Sorry"
I couldnt accept such, so i kept in contact, hoping for a fucking miracle.
Months later she falls in love with this fucking airhead (who had my same first name), and they date for a year.
One day he up and says, im sorry alexa, im leaving you.
Ironic fucking thing aint it.
She thought HE was her soul mate.
Another month with her and i probably would've proposed.

So when he lfet her, I talked her through a whole night, spoke a whole lot about heartbreak and healing.
if i was anything but the most undersanding 'shoulder-to-cry-on' that night, she wouldve killed herself.
No matter how much I wanted to yell "KARMAS A BITCH AINT IT", I loved her too much to be selfish.
You couldnt get all tough suck it up with Alexa.
She was always ready to snap.
*sigh* still feel sorry for her.

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Today abby told me "You're the kind of guy a girl wants to fall in love with, we stick together long enough and that just might happen."
Im sure thats a good thing, but why do I feel like all antsy and uneven.

NiteOwl wrote:
Its been pretty awesome with abby.
I feel pretty lucky.

In fact this past weekend, I found this massive box in my garage. And i was going through it, and it was a trip down memory lane, for BOTH of us. I had all my Ninja Turtles stuff in there and all my power ranger toys and vhs and stuff.
Childhood stuff.
It was hilarious, i had taped almost EVERY episode of the Mighty Morphin power rangers, allthrough Zeo.
damn...
we spent the whole day watching those tapes and laughing our ass off.
We talked about how she hated the pink ranger as a little girl because EVERY girl wanted to be her for halloween, she just wanted to be a ninja turtle, and how I wanted to be The Blue Ranger, and how we both collected the toys and such.
Best fun i've had in a long time.

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for once me and abby went out to a really nice, classy, place to eat,
and it was awkward cuz it was so formal and stiff.
even she said it.
so we left and went to a Lansky's, this italian place with AMAZING cheesesteaks,
and i had a great evening.
I mean, it was really really nice to connect with someone and have so much in common, it was special.
she eats ALOT, and keeps a killer figure, and im like SHOCKED that she ate more than ME!
Then we went to her place where I saw Heavy Metal for the first time, and we pulled out her boxes of Heavy Metal and counted she has over 250 issues. Damn.


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NiteOwl wrote:
hahah yeah thats me.
and all were lies except the cosplaying girlfriend.


"Yeah, I totally lied all the time. Except, you know, about having the hot girlfriend. That part was true!"

NiteOwl wrote:
I just fucking said my early days were ALL bullshit.


But why were they all bullshit? Why did you do it?

NiteOwl wrote:
Also you forgot about the one in the cosplay thread where I claimed to have made a Nite Owl suit that looked exactly like the movie's. And I argued with myself to post pictures about it.


Do you not realize how that sounds?

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My NiteOwl account predates the QuietKidd account.
At one point the site got fucky and wouldn't let me sign in as NiteOwl.
Password problems.
So I made the second account.


Okay. Understandable. Broken Finger created a new account when he somehow forgot his password. But...

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Anyway, once my password problems with NiteOwl were rectified, I thought it was cool and just started fucking around.


But why? You specifically say you worked on the set, and met Snyder. Considering this site was still in its early days, and that DD was looking for set information he could use on the site, isn't that irresponsible?

Here's the thing, I don't really care all that much. I was already let it on it awhile back, so I'm over it. But I can appreciate why feliciano is annoyed with you. Considering we stood up for you when we (wrongly) thought AYB was lashing out at you. Really, I just can't help but wonder why? Why do you bullshit?

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Just read that this relationship with "Abby" started when NiteOwl showed her his Watchmen collection!

!!!

Anyway, for one night, we were blessed with her presence and realistic diction:

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Following this, back on the Women thread:

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me and abby arent exactly okay right now.
Her father passed away so she goes to iowa for the funeral, i got work so i couldnt go, but while shes out there she finds "comfort" in the arms of another guy.
now she "needs to think things over".

knowing MY track record we'll be separated within a week.

NiteOwl wrote:
she said shes staying in iowa, but she'll "keep my number" and "sorry things didnt work out"
But she asked her friend matty to give me this small box as a parting gift.
Inside the box were a grip of 4gb flash drives,
when i check what was on the flash drives,
it was a high quality scan of every heavy metal magazine she had.
250...
all the way from 1977.

So i was kinda happy aout it, but sad at the same time, she also told me that she didnt cheat on me and that there is no other guy now; shes doing this for her mom.
So im not totally mad, and she said we might have another shot sometime in the future.
*shrug*

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i need some advice...

theres this hot lil asian chick, foreignxchange ( <-- that was actually a typo, but a fuckin awesome one so i wont fix it) student, who is living with this weirdo family around here, and she like made this pathetic excuse to like get the hell outta the house, and bumps into me, and when they ask me "did she really leave something in your backyard *dumb redneck head scratch*???"

and she gives me this look like HELP

so im like "yeah..."

so she sees my place cuz i invite her in for DRINKS (not to see my watchmen shit), and she goes "OHHHHH OTAKU HEAVEN"

and she like has this crush on me after 2 days, and is always just crashing on my couch, and making herself at home

but idk if im ready to reciprocate any feelings yet, including the not so subtle passed she keeps running by me.
so... im all out of ginger ale, and im all otaku'd out... never before has being a geek around a hot chick been so EXHAUSTING...

she talks SOOOO MUCH, and SOOOO FAST
and occasionally slips back into her native tongue, which is all Na'vi to me

WTF DO I DO

today i fell asleep standing in front of the fridge, and she wakes me up to ask if i have cowboy bebop on dvd

WTF

but im a sucker for a pretty face, and she is so damn cute...

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she makes a cup of expresso look like decaf.
I havent slept in three days and OBVIOUSLY neither has she.
and my fridge is now ANOREXIC


im a simple guy, i value two things above most else, SLEEP and my FOOD...

shes eaten all the nachos, drank all the ginger ale, cooked my chipped steak, ate my BBQ ribs, and practically inhaled my cape cod chips, while downing it with my last monster :(

I had to eat out today, she came too...

so i mean... like.. my grocery bill has like tripled.

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NiteOwl wrote:
so i mean... like.. my grocery bill has like tripled.


Well, for starters, there's always this incredible tactic handed down from father to son that has saved fridges for decades...

..."Baby, could you not eat everything on the fridge ?"

yeah i could,

but she gives me those bambi eyes and im all like...

-_- fine.
Im pussywhipped.

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the most amazing thing happened like an hour ago...
Yuri brought ME kfc chicken!
just walked in with a bigass bucket o chicken like " :mrgreen: "

and says

"It's the good!" :mrgreen:

im like... for me?

and she says "noooo not for you, for us... to eat."

and she gives me this look like "pshhhhh silly goose ;) "
and im on my overstuffed chair like half asleep :shock: and thinking ok but wait what the hell just happened and why the hell am i awake.

so then after she downs every drumstick, a breast, and a few wings... (every... last... drumstick :evil: )
she actually like passes out on my couch.
For the first time ever, i actually saw her fall asleep.
-and all sentient beings in the universe, exhasted and worn out, let out a long awaited satisfied and sleepy sigh-

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best. night. ever.

we went to this dinky hole in the wall theater next to a used bookstore. They show classic (geek) movies.
IDK why i've never ever heard of this place!
it was wicked small though...
we watched Aliens and Predator in a badass double feature.
it was her first time watching Predator, so that was special!
and the dr.pepper was unusually extra awesome, and the popcorn...

well. she ate it all.
then we sat on this really uncomfortable bench outside and talked for a lil bit. After that we just crashed at my place.

NiteOwl wrote:
Cool news, Yuri is helping me with my new fan fic webcomic thingy:

SCOTT PILGRIM'S
BEST DAY EVER

so it should be awesome.

NiteOwl wrote:
i got the whole first story kinked out and its actually awesome working with Yuri she has AWESOME ideas, and she totally gets the brand of humor and loves it.
me and her are going to start a whole blog based around it, im actually waiting for something concrete then i can show bryan, for real.
If i had just a tad more man power i could actually turn this into an animated show on youtube...
but right now im still sketching out some AWESOME new characters

NiteOwl wrote:
if anything working together with yuri on this has kinda affirmed a budding relationship.
I mean when she's not watching cowboy bebop reruns with me, totally chowing down on whatever little food i keep around, or hanging on me while i do whatever, we're working on 'Best Day Ever' together.
Its awesome

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totally chowing down on whatever little food i keep around


This really doesn't bother you at all ?

it does! but shes so friggin hyper and intense all the time she can like pace the living room for a riddiculously long time for absolutely no good reason! shes always on her feet, walking, etc etc,
and probably has a riddiculously fast metabolism.

the main thing that bothers me is like.. the absense of food at the end of the day.

NiteOwl wrote:
GUESS WHAT!
yuri actually ASKED me if she can finish off the corn flakes this morning!
i actually think she was standing next to my bed for half an hour whilst i was sleeping, waiting to ask me too...

NiteOwl wrote:
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How the hell did you meet that chick again ?!

she moved in with my neighbors... lol ironic.
im guessing shes like a foreign exchange student or something.
she does go to the community college for certain classes or whatever.
im asleep too much to notice anything she does before 1 pm

NiteOwl wrote:
rrrrrrg! its not like that at all!
shes like...



i swore i'd never make this comparison...





shes actually like knives chau. >_<
cept... hyper-er.
shes not sadistic possessive or controlling!
and i'd much appreciate if the topic wasn't just me trying to set the record straight.

think knives chau, not annie from misery

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GUESS WHO GOT SOME! :mrgreen:

me, yuri, paul, brandon, and mikey all went around in paul's shitty car just doing random shit.
Everyone started to get bored so...
we went back to my place and they raided my blu rays...
and (I SHIT YOU NOT) they picked Scott Pilgrim.
They hadnt seen it.

me and yuri rofl'd.
but we humored them.
But since my hdmi cable was busted we decided to watch it on Brandon's tv (he lives in the apartment right below me)
So we go downstairs lol and watch scott pilgrim.


however, while paul and the guys are all into the movie loling their asses off, me and yuri are like getting things we hadnt noticed before. And by...


"Ramona Come Closer"


this awkward semi-telepathic thought went through mine AND yuri's mind.
We like quietly snuck away back to my place...

*ride of the valkyries plays loudly*

then we slip back in in time to see Scott kick in Gideon's teeth.
EPIC NIGHT! woooooo...
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AYBGerrardo wrote:
Just read that this relationship with "Abby" started when NiteOwl showed her his Watchmen collection!

!!!

Anyway, for one night, we were blessed with her presence and realistic diction:

http://www.watchmencomicmovie.com/forum ... &start=347

Following this, back on the Women thread:

Quote:
guys...
me and abby arent exactly okay right now.
Her father passed away so she goes to iowa for the funeral, i got work so i couldnt go, but while shes out there she finds "comfort" in the arms of another guy.
now she "needs to think things over".

knowing MY track record we'll be separated within a week.

NiteOwl wrote:
she said shes staying in iowa, but she'll "keep my number" and "sorry things didnt work out"
But she asked her friend matty to give me this small box as a parting gift.
Inside the box were a grip of 4gb flash drives,
when i check what was on the flash drives,
it was a high quality scan of every heavy metal magazine she had.
250...
all the way from 1977.

So i was kinda happy aout it, but sad at the same time, she also told me that she didnt cheat on me and that there is no other guy now; shes doing this for her mom.
So im not totally mad, and she said we might have another shot sometime in the future.
*shrug*

NiteOwl wrote:
i need some advice...

theres this hot lil asian chick, foreignxchange ( <-- that was actually a typo, but a fuckin awesome one so i wont fix it) student, who is living with this weirdo family around here, and she like made this pathetic excuse to like get the hell outta the house, and bumps into me, and when they ask me "did she really leave something in your backyard *dumb redneck head scratch*???"

and she gives me this look like HELP

so im like "yeah..."

so she sees my place cuz i invite her in for DRINKS (not to see my watchmen shit), and she goes "OHHHHH OTAKU HEAVEN"

and she like has this crush on me after 2 days, and is always just crashing on my couch, and making herself at home

but idk if im ready to reciprocate any feelings yet, including the not so subtle passed she keeps running by me.
so... im all out of ginger ale, and im all otaku'd out... never before has being a geek around a hot chick been so EXHAUSTING...

she talks SOOOO MUCH, and SOOOO FAST
and occasionally slips back into her native tongue, which is all Na'vi to me

WTF DO I DO

today i fell asleep standing in front of the fridge, and she wakes me up to ask if i have cowboy bebop on dvd

WTF

but im a sucker for a pretty face, and she is so damn cute...

NiteOwl wrote:
she makes a cup of expresso look like decaf.
I havent slept in three days and OBVIOUSLY neither has she.
and my fridge is now ANOREXIC


im a simple guy, i value two things above most else, SLEEP and my FOOD...

shes eaten all the nachos, drank all the ginger ale, cooked my chipped steak, ate my BBQ ribs, and practically inhaled my cape cod chips, while downing it with my last monster :(

I had to eat out today, she came too...

so i mean... like.. my grocery bill has like tripled.

NiteOwl wrote:
feliciano182 wrote:
NiteOwl wrote:
so i mean... like.. my grocery bill has like tripled.


Well, for starters, there's always this incredible tactic handed down from father to son that has saved fridges for decades...

..."Baby, could you not eat everything on the fridge ?"

yeah i could,

but she gives me those bambi eyes and im all like...

-_- fine.
Im pussywhipped.

NiteOwl wrote:
the most amazing thing happened like an hour ago...
Yuri brought ME kfc chicken!
just walked in with a bigass bucket o chicken like " :mrgreen: "

and says

"It's the good!" :mrgreen:

im like... for me?

and she says "noooo not for you, for us... to eat."

and she gives me this look like "pshhhhh silly goose ;) "
and im on my overstuffed chair like half asleep :shock: and thinking ok but wait what the hell just happened and why the hell am i awake.

so then after she downs every drumstick, a breast, and a few wings... (every... last... drumstick :evil: )
she actually like passes out on my couch.
For the first time ever, i actually saw her fall asleep.
-and all sentient beings in the universe, exhasted and worn out, let out a long awaited satisfied and sleepy sigh-

NiteOwl wrote:
best. night. ever.

we went to this dinky hole in the wall theater next to a used bookstore. They show classic (geek) movies.
IDK why i've never ever heard of this place!
it was wicked small though...
we watched Aliens and Predator in a badass double feature.
it was her first time watching Predator, so that was special!
and the dr.pepper was unusually extra awesome, and the popcorn...

well. she ate it all.
then we sat on this really uncomfortable bench outside and talked for a lil bit. After that we just crashed at my place.

NiteOwl wrote:
Cool news, Yuri is helping me with my new fan fic webcomic thingy:

SCOTT PILGRIM'S
BEST DAY EVER

so it should be awesome.

NiteOwl wrote:
i got the whole first story kinked out and its actually awesome working with Yuri she has AWESOME ideas, and she totally gets the brand of humor and loves it.
me and her are going to start a whole blog based around it, im actually waiting for something concrete then i can show bryan, for real.
If i had just a tad more man power i could actually turn this into an animated show on youtube...
but right now im still sketching out some AWESOME new characters

NiteOwl wrote:
if anything working together with yuri on this has kinda affirmed a budding relationship.
I mean when she's not watching cowboy bebop reruns with me, totally chowing down on whatever little food i keep around, or hanging on me while i do whatever, we're working on 'Best Day Ever' together.
Its awesome

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feliciano182 wrote:
NiteOwl wrote:
totally chowing down on whatever little food i keep around


This really doesn't bother you at all ?

it does! but shes so friggin hyper and intense all the time she can like pace the living room for a riddiculously long time for absolutely no good reason! shes always on her feet, walking, etc etc,
and probably has a riddiculously fast metabolism.

the main thing that bothers me is like.. the absense of food at the end of the day.

NiteOwl wrote:
GUESS WHAT!
yuri actually ASKED me if she can finish off the corn flakes this morning!
i actually think she was standing next to my bed for half an hour whilst i was sleeping, waiting to ask me too...

NiteOwl wrote:
feliciano182 wrote:
How the hell did you meet that chick again ?!

she moved in with my neighbors... lol ironic.
im guessing shes like a foreign exchange student or something.
she does go to the community college for certain classes or whatever.
im asleep too much to notice anything she does before 1 pm

NiteOwl wrote:
rrrrrrg! its not like that at all!
shes like...



i swore i'd never make this comparison...





shes actually like knives chau. >_<
cept... hyper-er.
shes not sadistic possessive or controlling!
and i'd much appreciate if the topic wasn't just me trying to set the record straight.

think knives chau, not annie from misery

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GUESS WHO GOT SOME! :mrgreen:

me, yuri, paul, brandon, and mikey all went around in paul's shitty car just doing random shit.
Everyone started to get bored so...
we went back to my place and they raided my blu rays...
and (I SHIT YOU NOT) they picked Scott Pilgrim.
They hadnt seen it.

me and yuri rofl'd.
but we humored them.
But since my hdmi cable was busted we decided to watch it on Brandon's tv (he lives in the apartment right below me)
So we go downstairs lol and watch scott pilgrim.


however, while paul and the guys are all into the movie loling their asses off, me and yuri are like getting things we hadnt noticed before. And by...


"Ramona Come Closer"


this awkward semi-telepathic thought went through mine AND yuri's mind.
We like quietly snuck away back to my place...

*ride of the valkyries plays loudly*

then we slip back in in time to see Scott kick in Gideon's teeth.
EPIC NIGHT! woooooo...
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t3cii wrote:
NiteOwl wrote:
hahah yeah thats me.
and all were lies except the cosplaying girlfriend.


"Yeah, I totally lied all the time. Except, you know, about having the hot girlfriend. That part was true!"

NiteOwl wrote:
I just fucking said my early days were ALL bullshit.


But why were they all bullshit? Why did you do it?

NiteOwl wrote:
Also you forgot about the one in the cosplay thread where I claimed to have made a Nite Owl suit that looked exactly like the movie's. And I argued with myself to post pictures about it.


Do you not realize how that sounds?

NiteOwl wrote:
My NiteOwl account predates the QuietKidd account.
At one point the site got fucky and wouldn't let me sign in as NiteOwl.
Password problems.
So I made the second account.


Okay. Understandable. Broken Finger created a new account when he somehow forgot his password. But...

NiteOwl wrote:
Anyway, once my password problems with NiteOwl were rectified, I thought it was cool and just started fucking around.


But why? You specifically say you worked on the set, and met Snyder. Considering this site was still in its early days, and that DD was looking for set information he could use on the site, isn't that irresponsible?

Here's the thing, I don't really care all that much. I was already let it on it awhile back, so I'm over it. But I can appreciate why feliciano is annoyed with you. Considering we stood up for you when we (wrongly) thought AYB was lashing out at you. Really, I just can't help but wonder why? Why do you bullshit?

Why DID I bullshit?
*shrug*
Cause I was 14 and life was boring.

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AYBGerrardo wrote:
Sticking mostly to this thread, first there was the apparent Watchmen fan called Abby...

Try to read it all in a row and still believe it:


NiteOwl wrote:
NiteOwl wrote:
i've dated alot.
Been in three serious relationships, and only been in love with a woman who loved me back, twice.

NiteOwl wrote:
well, I was 19, she was 29.
she had a 3 year old kid and had a lot of complex things going on in her life.
She had to leave to north carolina, i had to say goodbye.
I watched as she left on the bus, looking back at me through that dirty window.
I waved back all misty eyed.
First time I ever cried over a girl.


All this has been brought up before. By sam no less.
So I'm confused why you think this is news?
and the only thing here that isn't true is the ages.
I was 15 and she was 29.
And like I said in the "How old are you guys" thread, that would've sounded even more like bullshit.

from 13 to 15-16 I lived with a friend of mine who had his own apartment.
But he was hardly around so lots of shit always happened.
The most I've really lied about were ages.

Yuri, and Abby were all much closer in age to me.
Kara, Eight, and Ms.Sundance are all older.

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You're being inconsistent even now. You say to t3cii that you were 14, and in referring to supposed events that happened before then you're claiming you were 15 at the time, and in the posts themselves you refer to being 19 in the past tense.
Further, there's a bunch of girlfriends you've named in the past that you're not naming now.

Continuing:

NiteOwl wrote:
Dr. Brooklyn wrote:
Godziller66 wrote:
Is this the same guy who had said in the past that he doesn't kiss and tell or something?


Yeah, I actually remember that now... why the sudden change?

cuz i didnt actually get any that time.
sooo different now.

and i bet you dollars to pesos shes txting her friendsabout it RIGHT NOW

NiteOwl wrote:
Dr. Brooklyn wrote:
NiteOwl wrote:
and i bet you dollars to pesos shes txting her friendsabout it RIGHT NOW


And what if she isn't?

Still... pics or it didn't happen

okok dude.
i didntstop to take pictures of the fucking hallelujahsalright?
but i will try and get her pic itself off her phone

NiteOwl wrote:
its the best photo i could find.
but her phone has like sucky resolution so...
damn.


^The picture is no longer visible (in fact, the board won't let me post it because "It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image"), but NiteOwl later admitted to Godziller that the picture wasn't actually of "Yuri", but her sister or friend (I can't recall) who apparently looked just like her. Myself, I doubt he even knew the girl pictured.
Continuing...

NiteOwl wrote:
she was posing when her friend took this. Dont be fooled by her picture, who the hell is gonna look like a buzzed dorito punk when they're taking a picture!?!
just like any other pretty girl with high self esteem she keeps herself looking nice.

seriously what'd u expect?

NiteOwl wrote:
dudes...
i just got a phone call from abby.
Like... shit.

NiteOwl wrote:
Smutty wrote:
what's the goss

like I havent heard a word from her since she... just stopped calling.
we were like in the best part of a relationship when her dad died and she just poof'''
i get that.
But i wanted to help her through it.
So im like... why even call at all? were you hoping i WASNT gonna move on?
It certainly looked like she did.

NiteOwl wrote:
So me and yuri put the comic aside last night and watched se7en together. I had such a good time. It had been such a long time since i had been able to just... connect with someone on almost every level.
It felt so good to just be there with her. I would go into details but it would sound hokey.

NiteOwl wrote:
feliciano182 wrote:
NiteOwl wrote:
"I DID IT!" lol define irony. So me and yuri put the comic aside last night and watched se7en together. I had such a good time. It had been such a long time since i had been able to just... connect with someone on almost every level.
It felt so good to just be there with her. I would go into details but it would sound hokey.


You connected with your girlfriend while watching Se7en ?

Only AYB could actually understand that :lol:

we both think pitt is a dick.

lol no, it was just aftwerwards i though she was asleep while i was holding her and im all like "its over..."
and shes smiles and says "i know" so we kinda just stayed like that for a while. It was sweet.

NiteOwl wrote:
feliciano182 wrote:
Godziller66 wrote:
Alfonso wrote:
Skip the chivalry

Aaaaand you lost me.


Chivalrous men are the ones who don't get laid, ironically.

That doesn't mean you have to be an asshole to pick up any kind of chick.

I'm always chivalrous. It's WHY I Get laid. Often. I shit you not.

NiteOwl wrote:
I'm just saying it's not a bad idea to be chivalrous and considerate. I'm not a ladies expert, and I'm no casanova but it's not that hard to figure out what they want and need. And to clarify, the last time being chivalrous got me some was when I went clubbing with they guys, they were instantly drunk and wild and all over the place hitting on this girl, but because I was the only one who showed her some respect and a bit of courtesy, she was evidently impresssed so she actually gave me the time of day. We hit it off, she ended up taking me home.
just saying...

NiteOwl wrote:
my life has systematically degenerated into the worse parts of scott pilgrim. FUCK.

NiteOwl wrote:
Ghondar wrote:
NiteOwl wrote:
my life has systematically degenerated into the worse parts of scott pilgrim. FUCK.


Evil exes?

the knives/ramona dilemma.

NiteOwl wrote:
I met this girl named Stephanie.
Shes... *sigh*
anything i say is gonna make me look like an asshole.
So just...
im dating knives, and last night i met ramona.

NiteOwl wrote:
ok, in all reality the only reason my life keeps looking this way is because im neck deep in writing a scott pilgrim story.
I see everything in SP now... even the fucking cheerios.
but i never figured my love life would get like this...


but.. idk.
anyone have an empty abadoned cave i could hide in until this all blows over?



i'll probably stay with yuri. Shes perfect for me...
yeah...

yeah?

right?

NiteOwl wrote:
Stephanie told me that she wasnt staying in nebraska long, and then later she tried to make a move on me...
im like. "no."
and walked away.
e first thing that flew through my head was "Shes going to make love to me, and then split town?" And im going to throw away everything I've had with yuri for this girl? This one night stand?"

so i was like... no. just no.

The thing that scares me is, if she hadnt been leaving... would I have done something i wouldve regretted?

anyways, I went home, and yuri was there watching Office Space.
And this may sound corny as hell, but as I saw her sitting on my couch watching tv and laughing like crazy, it just kinda clicked how important she is to me.
Before she was in my life... all i had was just... me.
And in my opinion im not THAT fun to be around for a long time, evidently she thinks otherwise.
How could I possibly fuck that up!


on a semi-unrelated note... I lost my thumbnails.
but the first page is almost completely "remastered" if you will.

NiteOwl wrote:
Dr. Brooklyn wrote:
NiteOwl, if I may ask what's your secret? You've had woman after woman throw themselves at you in last last few months... how do you do it?

I'm such a "nice guy", and a good listener to almost everyone, that I end up being the shoulder that some of these women cry on, or just someone who will listen to them.
And more often than not, I'll go out of my way to help them when they need it.
And i guess, because they say it so much, "its so hard to find a nice, honest guy who actually listens..." that when they do find one, they dont wanna lose him.

The real trick is, if you're actually pursuing said woman, don't JUST be the nice polite guy who holds the door open.
You HAVE to let them KNOW you are attracted to them (without being a dog, or a retard, use a thesaurus, find words that are bigger than pretty.) and that you are interested in them and care about them.
Remember the things that are important to them, be avalable to be of any help possible, and make it obvious you like them. Thats pretty much it.

Lastly, it doesnt work with every girl.
Some are just too full of baggage to even think about a relationship, or then there are those who have been wronged by guys so much they automatically assume you are an asshole and have sneaky motives.
those take long term commitment before they'll even think of you as a datable person.
Also, you have to be genuine, this advice isnt a skeleton key to every woman, if you're just going through the motions, they can see it and they'll ignore all of your advances and keep you as a friend.

My ultimate advice: Be a gentleman.


TBC

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:52 pm 
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AYBGerrardo wrote:
You're being inconsistent even now. You say to t3cii that you were 14, and in referring to supposed events that happened before then you're claiming you were 15 at the time, and in the posts themselves you refer to being 19 in the past tense.
Further, there's a bunch of girlfriends you've named in the past that you're not naming now.

Continuing:

NiteOwl wrote:
Dr. Brooklyn wrote:
Godziller66 wrote:
Is this the same guy who had said in the past that he doesn't kiss and tell or something?


Yeah, I actually remember that now... why the sudden change?

cuz i didnt actually get any that time.
sooo different now.

and i bet you dollars to pesos shes txting her friendsabout it RIGHT NOW

NiteOwl wrote:
Dr. Brooklyn wrote:
NiteOwl wrote:
and i bet you dollars to pesos shes txting her friendsabout it RIGHT NOW


And what if she isn't?

Still... pics or it didn't happen

okok dude.
i didntstop to take pictures of the fucking hallelujahsalright?
but i will try and get her pic itself off her phone

NiteOwl wrote:
its the best photo i could find.
but her phone has like sucky resolution so...
damn.


^The picture is no longer visible (in fact, the board won't let me post it because "It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image"), but NiteOwl later admitted to Godziller that the picture wasn't actually of "Yuri", but her sister or friend (I can't recall) who apparently looked just like her. Myself, I doubt he even knew the girl pictured.
Continuing...

NiteOwl wrote:
she was posing when her friend took this. Dont be fooled by her picture, who the hell is gonna look like a buzzed dorito punk when they're taking a picture!?!
just like any other pretty girl with high self esteem she keeps herself looking nice.

seriously what'd u expect?

NiteOwl wrote:
dudes...
i just got a phone call from abby.
Like... shit.

NiteOwl wrote:
Smutty wrote:
what's the goss

like I havent heard a word from her since she... just stopped calling.
we were like in the best part of a relationship when her dad died and she just poof'''
i get that.
But i wanted to help her through it.
So im like... why even call at all? were you hoping i WASNT gonna move on?
It certainly looked like she did.

NiteOwl wrote:
So me and yuri put the comic aside last night and watched se7en together. I had such a good time. It had been such a long time since i had been able to just... connect with someone on almost every level.
It felt so good to just be there with her. I would go into details but it would sound hokey.

NiteOwl wrote:
feliciano182 wrote:
NiteOwl wrote:
"I DID IT!" lol define irony. So me and yuri put the comic aside last night and watched se7en together. I had such a good time. It had been such a long time since i had been able to just... connect with someone on almost every level.
It felt so good to just be there with her. I would go into details but it would sound hokey.


You connected with your girlfriend while watching Se7en ?

Only AYB could actually understand that :lol:

we both think pitt is a dick.

lol no, it was just aftwerwards i though she was asleep while i was holding her and im all like "its over..."
and shes smiles and says "i know" so we kinda just stayed like that for a while. It was sweet.

NiteOwl wrote:
feliciano182 wrote:
Godziller66 wrote:
Alfonso wrote:
Skip the chivalry

Aaaaand you lost me.


Chivalrous men are the ones who don't get laid, ironically.

That doesn't mean you have to be an asshole to pick up any kind of chick.

I'm always chivalrous. It's WHY I Get laid. Often. I shit you not.

NiteOwl wrote:
I'm just saying it's not a bad idea to be chivalrous and considerate. I'm not a ladies expert, and I'm no casanova but it's not that hard to figure out what they want and need. And to clarify, the last time being chivalrous got me some was when I went clubbing with they guys, they were instantly drunk and wild and all over the place hitting on this girl, but because I was the only one who showed her some respect and a bit of courtesy, she was evidently impresssed so she actually gave me the time of day. We hit it off, she ended up taking me home.
just saying...

NiteOwl wrote:
my life has systematically degenerated into the worse parts of scott pilgrim. FUCK.

NiteOwl wrote:
Ghondar wrote:
NiteOwl wrote:
my life has systematically degenerated into the worse parts of scott pilgrim. FUCK.


Evil exes?

the knives/ramona dilemma.

NiteOwl wrote:
I met this girl named Stephanie.
Shes... *sigh*
anything i say is gonna make me look like an asshole.
So just...
im dating knives, and last night i met ramona.

NiteOwl wrote:
ok, in all reality the only reason my life keeps looking this way is because im neck deep in writing a scott pilgrim story.
I see everything in SP now... even the fucking cheerios.
but i never figured my love life would get like this...


but.. idk.
anyone have an empty abadoned cave i could hide in until this all blows over?



i'll probably stay with yuri. Shes perfect for me...
yeah...

yeah?

right?

NiteOwl wrote:
Stephanie told me that she wasnt staying in nebraska long, and then later she tried to make a move on me...
im like. "no."
and walked away.
e first thing that flew through my head was "Shes going to make love to me, and then split town?" And im going to throw away everything I've had with yuri for this girl? This one night stand?"

so i was like... no. just no.

The thing that scares me is, if she hadnt been leaving... would I have done something i wouldve regretted?

anyways, I went home, and yuri was there watching Office Space.
And this may sound corny as hell, but as I saw her sitting on my couch watching tv and laughing like crazy, it just kinda clicked how important she is to me.
Before she was in my life... all i had was just... me.
And in my opinion im not THAT fun to be around for a long time, evidently she thinks otherwise.
How could I possibly fuck that up!


on a semi-unrelated note... I lost my thumbnails.
but the first page is almost completely "remastered" if you will.

NiteOwl wrote:
Dr. Brooklyn wrote:
NiteOwl, if I may ask what's your secret? You've had woman after woman throw themselves at you in last last few months... how do you do it?

I'm such a "nice guy", and a good listener to almost everyone, that I end up being the shoulder that some of these women cry on, or just someone who will listen to them.
And more often than not, I'll go out of my way to help them when they need it.
And i guess, because they say it so much, "its so hard to find a nice, honest guy who actually listens..." that when they do find one, they dont wanna lose him.

The real trick is, if you're actually pursuing said woman, don't JUST be the nice polite guy who holds the door open.
You HAVE to let them KNOW you are attracted to them (without being a dog, or a retard, use a thesaurus, find words that are bigger than pretty.) and that you are interested in them and care about them.
Remember the things that are important to them, be avalable to be of any help possible, and make it obvious you like them. Thats pretty much it.

Lastly, it doesnt work with every girl.
Some are just too full of baggage to even think about a relationship, or then there are those who have been wronged by guys so much they automatically assume you are an asshole and have sneaky motives.
those take long term commitment before they'll even think of you as a datable person.
Also, you have to be genuine, this advice isnt a skeleton key to every woman, if you're just going through the motions, they can see it and they'll ignore all of your advances and keep you as a friend.

My ultimate advice: Be a gentleman.


TBC

Wake me up when you're done.

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Okay, you know what.
You guys do deserve it straight up.

Everything but Yuri, Abby, and the recent girls.
Was all bullshit.

I fabricated lots of bullshit to make my own life feel more interesting than it was.

I don't do that anymore.

If you don't wanna believe me? Fine.
Someone who gets lied to alot, pretty soon stops believing anything at all.

I get that.

Alot of this was bullshit before I even took the boards seriously.
Before I knew you guys beyond simple screennames.

If I could take it back, I would.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:00 pm 
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AYBGerrardo wrote:
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^ no clue.

But yeah. I knew this was coming.

You'd think the internet would be an ideal to bullshit?
And then you start to give a shit.

Was just waiting for it to catch up with me.

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