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No...Oscar...it's not your fault.

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"Heard them Walthers like to jump some" "As will you, with one in your elbow."

Never before had I reached this level of animosity when discussing women and relationships with anyone else, take that for what you will.

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So, do you guys remember that girl with the psycho-ex that I almost dated? Well, since then we stayed as friends but the idea that we wanted to do something more stuck around and we were getting along pretty well. There was a time where we didn't talk to each other because I was busy with school and work. There were some times where frictions did come across between us because she had the impression I wasn't conversational enough with her. But that's just the way I am, it wasn't anything personal and I told her. So last night we did get to talk after a while of not doing so and everything seemed to be fine. And today, for no reason whatsoever, she erases me from Facebook.

Now, one of the things I had known about her ex is that she has gotten into her Facebook accounts so I don't know if this was one of those cases. So what I did was that I sent her a message on her cellphone, asking her if she had blocked me. I didn't get an answer. So finally, I just sent her a farewell message and I've decided to block her from Facebook and I'll erase her number from my phone.

This is just completely baffling to me because she kept saying how much she loved me, how well we got along and now all of that apparently has gone out of the window without a single explanation or reason.

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Just for the record, any seeming lack of response to Oscar's dilemma in this particular spot is due to members conversing outside of the forum.

I'd just like to say that so when I post a theme song for the majority of the women thread, passer-bys won't think I was a jerk who ignored people so I could...post a theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xw-9OE1 ... ure=relmfu

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"The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

"There's a cello in your house now."

Alright, story time.

So remember how about a month ago I told you guys how I went to my first strip club and got two lap dances from the nerd stripper (who was wearing a marvel shirt, superman underwear, and elmo socks)?

If you don't recall... reread that thing I just typed.

Alright, now we're all up to speed. So tonight me and a different group of friends and Remy (the aforementioned stripper) was there and during her routine she spotted me out of the crowd and began serenading me during the Axis of Awesome song 4 Chords (the part where it's "In my head" by Jason Derulo) then she took of the undewear she was wearing (which had a fight between Spider-Man and the Rhino on the ass) and she threw them into my lap.

Then while I was getting a lap dance from her (I'm weak and I had to) she called me Collin and was reminding me of things from over a month ago when she was around me for like 10 minutes tops.

That's pretty much it...

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@RealSlimCAvery

That's pretty awesome and all, but I'm not trying to be judgemental here or ruin the moment, but I am curious if your girlfriend knows about this and if she does, how does she feel about it?

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That's not essential to the story; any personal side stuff... is personal.

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@RealSlimCAvery

Uhm, ooooookay ?

It's a pretty cool story to be honest, specially with the Axis Of Awesome Song, I would've expected anything but that one in a strip club. I'm just surprised about your own lack of input into this post, I mean, do you feel that was just cool ? Are you worried about something ?

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What he means to say is, she doesn't know about it.

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"Heard them Walthers like to jump some" "As will you, with one in your elbow."

It was pretty awesome... but now that I've got input from some of you guys it's time for the serious stuff... I need some voices of reason to talk away the feelings I think I'm developing for this stripper... I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong, but I think there is a crush brewng and I need some people to help stomp it in the nuts

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@RealSlimCAvery

Um, don't go to that strip club anymore? It can't be conducive to a developing relationship to constantly watch a separate girl you may be crushing on get naked on a regular basis.

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"The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

"There's a cello in your house now."

I've only been there twice in my life, and the first time I was DD and last night I had had some liquid courage before we got there, so I might just be in a bad state of mind, but I found myself ignoring the other strippers looking around for Remi (I misspelled it earlier as Remy) but I felt like it was one of those "another town and another time" deals...

I need help...

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@RealSlimCAvery

Well, you don't see her anywhere else, right? As long as you avoid the joint, it probably won't be a problem.

Also, what does DD mean?

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"The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

"There's a cello in your house now."

Just realize that she has no romantic interest in you whatsoever. To her, you are just a client. Now, you might be nicer than the guys she normally dances for, but the fact is she gets paid to make you feel like you are the greatest guy in the world. My point is, it's all an illusion. Don't fall for the illusion. Better yet, follow Ziller's sensible advice and simply don't go that strip club anymore.



Designated Driver.

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"Heard them Walthers like to jump some" "As will you, with one in your elbow."

Well said. I think I will just have to avoid the place all together... but now I have a pair of Spider-Man vs. Rhino underwear to get rid of

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@RealSlimCAvery

Ah, you got her underwear, eh? My friend did that once. She later texted him (weeks later) that she needed them back.

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"Heard them Walthers like to jump some" "As will you, with one in your elbow."

One of the other strippers thought she needed it back but she told me to keep them and then during the lap dance she was asking if I liked them because she remembered I really like comics and that she thought of me while getting them...

FUCKING STRIPPER MAGIC!!!

Also, she has no way to contact me... so...



Just saw this... RJ, RJ, RJ... why do I always think of Scott Pilgrim when I read posts like this?

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@RealSlimCAvery

Stripper Jedi mind tricks. "These are the tits and ass you are looking for in your love life."

When you thought you heard it all...

So I've been seeing June for a while now and well, I like the way she treats me and she kisses me in the cheek, she hugs me and stays close to me. I like that but I don't feel like there is anything else going on between us. When we actually talk, she hardly talks at all and it's not like a nice silence between us or tension. There just isn't anything. We have fun and all but that's about it. I am not sure if there is actual, real chemistry between us. And I can't really talk to her about anything. So I'm not quite sure what to do here.

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Is it difficult to initiate conversation with her ? Or do you not share much in common ?

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