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Curiosity Inc. · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:01 am

I applaud in your general direction, t3cii.

History shows that in most conflicts, the crazier side usually wins. Twihards vs. Twihaters appears to be no exception.

Or maybe it's just that the subject of Twilight brings out the worst in people. I dunno.

Lady_Rorschach · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:10 am

Curiosity Inc. wrote:

I applaud in your general direction, t3cii.

History shows that in most conflicts, the crazier side usually wins. Twihards vs. Twihaters appears to be no exception.

Or maybe it's just that the subject of Twilight brings out the worst in people. I dunno.

It seems that Twihards and Twihaters are equal parts crazy...

Perhaps if Robert Patterson (or whatever the fuck his name is) just needs to make an announcement to all the fangirls on how he really feels on the subject: IT FUCKING SUCKS!

But this makes me want to go back to the psychiatric hospital...

Curiosity Inc. · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:34 am

Lady_Rorschach wrote:

But this makes me want to go back to the psychiatric hospital...

Hurm.... No author listed, only "Bluewater Productions."

*Google* Okay, I've found their website. Let's see what we've got here.

Well, to be fair, it appears that they've done a similar comic regarding one J.K. Rowling. Then again, they gave G.W. Bush a bio comic as well. In fictional works, I'm seeing adaptations of stories from William Shatner, Ray Harryhausen and... what's this? *squints* "Plan 9 from Outer Space... Strikes Again."

Uh... two comics ("Legend of Isis" and "Tenth Muse") have film options, both have gone nowhere.

Conclusion: We're looking at some tasteless and creatively bankrupt company looking to make a quick buck. A fitting partner for Stephanie Meyer, if she indeed consented to this project at all.

WJK · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:22 pm

Lady_Rorschach wrote:

But this makes me want to go back to the psychiatric hospital...

also the facial hair makes him look more like a werewolf (teen wolf reboot anyone?) than a vampire.

rustyjp · **Joined:** Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:11 pm **Posts:** 41

ok twilight sucks just saw it,sucky mc sucks sucks

Curiosity Inc. · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:40 pm

rustyjp wrote:

ok twilight sucks just saw it,sucky mc sucks sucks

Care to elaborate?

Godziller66 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:43 pm

Curiosity Inc. wrote:

rustyjp wrote:

ok twilight sucks just saw it,sucky mc sucks sucks

Care to elaborate?

Is it for the reasons that everyone's been talking about for the past thirty pages?

AYBGerrardo · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:54 pm

t3cii wrote:

I keep waiting to see a parody on South Park or some other show. Not of Twilight or its fans, but of guys who mock Twilight.

Case in point:
http://notenoughbbq.com/19/index.html

As much as Twilight sounds awful, I actively hate terrible webcomics. And this one is just... well.... epic fail.
I StumbledUpon it, and was dumbfounded to see in the reviews:

"Twilight is terrible so this gets a thumb up."
"I agree...this is brilliant and deserves the anti-Twilight thumbs up."

Godziller66 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:29 pm

AYBGerrardo wrote:

t3cii wrote:

I keep waiting to see a parody on South Park or some other show. Not of Twilight or its fans, but of guys who mock Twilight.

Case in point:
http://notenoughbbq.com/19/index.html

As much as Twilight sounds awful, I actively hate terrible webcomics. And this one is just... well.... epic fail.
I StumbledUpon it, and was dumbfounded to see in the reviews:

"Twilight is terrible so this gets a thumb up."
"I agree...this is brilliant and deserves the anti-Twilight thumbs up."

Those aren't especially good reasons to like it but I actually laughed at the comic.

vdtdcutd5145 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:51 pm

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=28846

haha that was pretty funny

Curiosity Inc. · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:58 am

You know how a few pages ago, someone was asking about why there weren't any vampire slayers in Twilight? Yeah, that's why. Anyway, that was a hilarious and succinct statement about one of the franchise's key stupidities.

As a side note, I sincerely hope that we get to see a mash-up next year of Jacob getting mauled by Benicio Del Toro.

diego1235467 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:46 pm

HELL YES

tbone · **Joined:** Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:57 pm **Posts:** 970

Not strictly twilight related, but I watched 1 ep of True Blood because everyone was talking about it. Completely over rated. 18 cert Twilight.

Anyone looking forward to Wolfman, I read somewhere it looked promising?

NEW MOON IS UPON US SOON. God help me my sister is going to the opening 00:01 showing on morning of release.

grrrooooaaaaannnn

NHassell15 · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:19 pm

I really do not like Twilight either. I havn't read the books, but the diehard, obsessive fans really get on my nerves. I prefer the Underworld trilogy to Twilight, and thats saying something. I just really don't get the appeal of it. Though then again, people will just say the same thing about Watchmen, except theres not loads of us, theres millions of Twilight fans. To respond to the above post, I think The Wolfman looks very good. I'm not really into Werewolves and Vampires, but it looks amazing. Have high hopes for it.

Curiosity Inc. · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:29 pm

tbone wrote:

Anyone looking forward to Wolfman, I read somewhere it looked promising?

I've said it before and I'll take the opportunity to say it again: I want to see Benicio Del Toro's Wolfman eat Jacob.

If New Moon and Wolf Man are released without such an image or jpeg ever being Photoshopped, I'll be very disappointed.

Ghondar · **Joined:** Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:16 pm **Posts:** 1065

tbone wrote:

Not strictly twilight related, but I watched 1 ep of True Blood because everyone was talking about it. Completely over rated. 18 cert Twilight.

Anyone looking forward to Wolfman, I read somewhere it looked promising?

NEW MOON IS UPON US SOON. God help me my sister is going to the opening 00:01 showing on morning of release.

grrrooooaaaaannnn

I made a bet with my gf a couple of weeks ago. If I get the job that I want, I will buy her tickets for the premiere of New Moon (she absolutely hates the movies, but she wants to take me with her).

Today I got a call and they said me that I should start next week.
...fuck.

BlackDoomShadow · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:34 pm

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/20 ... rt-contest

This makes sense, because Twilight and MGS have a lot in common. They both have vampires, and wolves, and...vampires?

WJK · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:13 pm

Twilight has vampires? What blasphemous nonsense do you speak of?

SkaOreo · **Joined:** Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:09 pm **Posts:** 1118

BlackDoomShadow wrote:

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2009-11-02/eva-metal-gear-creators-judge-twilight-art-contest

This makes sense, because Twilight and MGS have a lot in common. They both have vampires, and wolves, and...vampires?

I'm sure it's because Hideo Kojima is such a fan of Stephanie Meyer's work.

Out of curiosity: What would a Twilight book, written by Hideo Kojima, be like? Other than being leagues better than anything Meyer could put out.

Curiosity Inc. · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:08 pm

SkaOreo wrote:

Out of curiosity: What would a Twilight book, written by Hideo Kojima, be like? Other than being leagues better than anything Meyer could put out.

A fascinating question.

Well, I must admit that I've never played an MGS game (heresy, I know). But based on what I know of the games, I'm guessing that each book would be roughly a thousand pages long, depicting increasingly convoluted fantasy tropes and love triangles with bits of humor sprinkled throughout. Also, there would be one irrefutably badass vampire surrounded by nitwit colleagues and the vampire vs. werewolf feud would be a full-blown war.

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