*When someone asks to see/hear what you're listening to. You glance down at your iPod and see "Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Original Soundtrack." You tell them you're listening to Coldplay.
Happens to me every time I go to class. I usually change the band, so they don't think I'm a Coldplay fan.
*When you're laying down while wearing jeans and you notice that fold in the fabric over your crotch that pops up. Even though everyone in the room knows what it is, you're still afraid they'll mistake it for a boner.
I got an awkward look once for that.
*When the girl you like says "you're like a brother to me," and the next thing out of your mouth is "can we be step-siblings?"
*A classic: when the employee says "enjoy your movie," you respond "you too!" Alternatively, when the waiter says "enjoy your food," you respond "you too!"
*When you're watching porn and you find yourself analyzing the plot and characters.
I do this a lot. It's funny, and double funny if you have a GF.
*Another classic that's older than Jesus: seeing your friend, waving, and then realizing that wasn't your friend. Bonus points if you proceed to make some kind of non-wave gesture with your hand that makes it look like you weren't waving.
I scratch my head. Works pretty much everytime.
*People who say "brb," and then return hours later. This is quickly becoming the new "lol."
*When someone in the room is repeatedly mispronouncing a fictional character's name, or in some way making a small mistake regarding the fiction, and you don't say anything because you don't want to look like a "nerd" for knowing the right pronunciation. Star Wars and Lord of the Rings are repeat offenders.
I ruined partnership because of that.
*Another classic: everyone in the room coincidentally finds themselves texting. You also start randomly hitting keys on your phone to fit in.
*Yet another classic:
You (IM): Hey
Girl (IM): Hey
Girl has signed off
Happened a lot with my ex-gf.
*You're asked what video games you've played lately. Rather than respond "well, that one obscure but critically acclaimed title," you respond "Halo."
Dude: "So, what are you playing this week?"
Me: "Professor Lay--- Final Fantasy"
Dude: "FUCK YEAH FINAL FANTASY!"
*You want to read one article on TVTropes. Five hours later, you go back to what you were doing before.
Fuck you, TVTropes. Fuck.You.
*Ones that are older than dirt: a person sitting next to you on an empty bus; a person using the urinal next to you when there are several others open.
That creeps me out.
*You badmouth Twilight. Every girl in the room looks at you like you just killed a puppy.
That happened to me hours
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