I discovered yesterday that I share the same birthday as this heroic bastion of truth and justice. If Obama is the Joker, then he is THE DARK KNIGHT.
But seriously, I can respect an epic troll when I see one. I can see him laughing his ass off straight to the bank. He's one of the Three Kings of Epic Trolling, along with 4chan and Jack Thompson. And that, my friends, makes him win.
So, let's discuss this true American hero.
EDIT: I completely forgot my "Glenn Beck is a time traveller" theory!
*According to this interview, in the early 90s, Glenn Beck was arrested for speeding. In a DeLorean.
Not a BMW. Not a Toyota. But a DeLorean. Speeding. Was he perhaps trying to go 88 miles per hour
*On an episode of his show last week, Glenn said that Vancouver spent $1 billion when they hosted the Olympics. The only problem is Vancouver is hosting the Olympics in 2010. Which hasn't happened yet.
*On one of his first shows in 1998, he made fun of Osama bin Laden. Who knew who bin Laden was back then? Glenn Beck did. Because he was from the future and knew about 9/11.
I think this evidence overwhelmingly supports the idea that Glenn Beck is a time traveller.