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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:11 am 
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Curiosity Inc. wrote:
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And les-b-honest, we all know being "lesbian" is a woman's way of saying "not on the first night," amirite or wut guys?

Take it from someone who has way more lesbian friends than any straight man should: NO. It obviously varies depending on the woman, but generally speaking, that is not correct.

Anyway, I was at my weekly drumline practice tonight when two passersby stopped to take a listen. This isn't at all unusual, since we practice under the Morrison Bridge, but these passersby just happened to be two very attractive young women. I gave them the group's business card as we usually do, then they went away without even the courtesy of giving me a name or a phone number.

GAH!!!


My sister's a lesbian. Believe me when I say I was full well joking. Maybe I should have uses sarcastic salmon or whatever the fuck color is appropriate.

You should give them business cards that say curiosity, inc. And when they ask you why you go by that you can tell them "I always kill the cat ;)"

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I mean according to you, it's raining hoes.

You have so many bitches I might as well call you "Bitches."

Right.
Two longtime friends and a wild card are SO many girls.
I mentioned three girls. Not 33.


Puh-leaze. :D
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Take it from someone who has way more lesbian friends than any straight man should: NO. It obviously varies depending on the woman, but generally speaking, that is not correct

Yeah Eight is like the 100% lesbian.
She's an awesome person, but shes not interested in me like that, and I have enough sense and enough respect for her and for our friendship to NOT fuck that up.

And its totally fine to have an abundence of lesbian friends. I do.
I'm completely cool with it. 8-)

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xMaliciousMal wrote:
Curiosity Inc. wrote:
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And les-b-honest, we all know being "lesbian" is a woman's way of saying "not on the first night," amirite or wut guys?

Take it from someone who has way more lesbian friends than any straight man should: NO. It obviously varies depending on the woman, but generally speaking, that is not correct.

Anyway, I was at my weekly drumline practice tonight when two passersby stopped to take a listen. This isn't at all unusual, since we practice under the Morrison Bridge, but these passersby just happened to be two very attractive young women. I gave them the group's business card as we usually do, then they went away without even the courtesy of giving me a name or a phone number.

GAH!!!


My sister's a lesbian. Believe me when I say I was full well joking. Maybe I should have uses sarcastic salmon or whatever the fuck color is appropriate.

You should give them business cards that say curiosity, inc. And when they ask you why you go by that you can tell them "I always kill the cat ;)"


DO THIS SHIT, CURI. FUCKING DO IT.

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Lil' Bernie wrote:
xMaliciousMal wrote:
Curiosity Inc. wrote:
xMaliciousMal wrote:
And les-b-honest, we all know being "lesbian" is a woman's way of saying "not on the first night," amirite or wut guys?

Take it from someone who has way more lesbian friends than any straight man should: NO. It obviously varies depending on the woman, but generally speaking, that is not correct.

Anyway, I was at my weekly drumline practice tonight when two passersby stopped to take a listen. This isn't at all unusual, since we practice under the Morrison Bridge, but these passersby just happened to be two very attractive young women. I gave them the group's business card as we usually do, then they went away without even the courtesy of giving me a name or a phone number.

GAH!!!


My sister's a lesbian. Believe me when I say I was full well joking. Maybe I should have uses sarcastic salmon or whatever the fuck color is appropriate.

You should give them business cards that say curiosity, inc. And when they ask you why you go by that you can tell them "I always kill the cat ;)"


DO THIS SHIT, CURI. FUCKING DO IT.

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Curiosity Inc. wrote:
I gave them the group's business card as we usually do, then they went away without even the courtesy of giving me a name or a phone number.

GAH!!!


This was probably where it all went wrong :lol:

Ya think?

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You should give them business cards that say curiosity, inc. And when they ask you why you go by that you can tell them "I always kill the cat ;)"


DO THIS SHIT, CURI. FUCKING DO IT.

1. I'm actually very much a cat person, so I'd never say this.
2. It strikes me as a guaranteed way to turn off any fellow cat person.

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Curiosity Inc. wrote:
Lil' Bernie wrote:
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You should give them business cards that say curiosity, inc. And when they ask you why you go by that you can tell them "I always kill the cat ;)"


DO THIS SHIT, CURI. FUCKING DO IT.

1. I'm actually very much a cat person, so I'd never say this.
2. It strikes me as a guaranteed way to turn off any fellow cat person.

Also, the innuendo itself sounds violent and uncomfortable.

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Curiosity Inc. wrote:
feliciano182 wrote:
Curiosity Inc. wrote:
I gave them the group's business card as we usually do, then they went away without even the courtesy of giving me a name or a phone number.

GAH!!!


This was probably where it all went wrong :lol:

Ya think?

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xMaliciousMal wrote:
You should give them business cards that say curiosity, inc. And when they ask you why you go by that you can tell them "I always kill the cat ;)"


DO THIS SHIT, CURI. FUCKING DO IT.

1. I'm actually very much a cat person, so I'd never say this.
2. It strikes me as a guaranteed way to turn off any fellow cat person.


Well, "cat" in this instance being.. ahem... You know...

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It strikes me as a guaranteed way to turn off any fellow cat person.


Curi, any "cat girl" is simply not worth it.

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xMaliciousMal wrote:
Curiosity Inc. wrote:
feliciano182 wrote:
Curiosity Inc. wrote:
I gave them the group's business card as we usually do, then they went away without even the courtesy of giving me a name or a phone number.

GAH!!!


This was probably where it all went wrong :lol:

Ya think?

Lil' Bernie wrote:
xMaliciousMal wrote:
You should give them business cards that say curiosity, inc. And when they ask you why you go by that you can tell them "I always kill the cat ;)"


DO THIS SHIT, CURI. FUCKING DO IT.

1. I'm actually very much a cat person, so I'd never say this.
2. It strikes me as a guaranteed way to turn off any fellow cat person.


Well, "cat" in this instance being.. ahem... You know...


Sigh, Curi, I thought this would have been obvious ...

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feliciano182 wrote:
Curiosity Inc. wrote:
I gave them the group's business card as we usually do, then they went away without even the courtesy of giving me a name or a phone number.

GAH!!!


This was probably where it all went wrong :lol:


yeah, you were all business when you should have been more personal, you should have pulled out a pen and written your number on the card.

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Lil' Bernie wrote:
xMaliciousMal wrote:
Curiosity Inc. wrote:
feliciano182 wrote:
Curiosity Inc. wrote:
I gave them the group's business card as we usually do, then they went away without even the courtesy of giving me a name or a phone number.

GAH!!!


This was probably where it all went wrong :lol:

Ya think?

Lil' Bernie wrote:
xMaliciousMal wrote:
You should give them business cards that say curiosity, inc. And when they ask you why you go by that you can tell them "I always kill the cat ;)"


DO THIS SHIT, CURI. FUCKING DO IT.

1. I'm actually very much a cat person, so I'd never say this.
2. It strikes me as a guaranteed way to turn off any fellow cat person.


Well, "cat" in this instance being.. ahem... You know...


Sigh, Curi, I thought this would have been obvious ...


I think Curi sometimes has trouble recognizing this kind of humor.

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I think Curi sometimes has trouble recognizing this kind of humor.


Or maybe our little Curi is innocent !

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwww :D !

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well remember that girl I was moping about two weeks ago? well we might be getting back together. Also she told me she loves me

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well remember that girl I was moping about two weeks ago? well we might be getting back together. Also she told me she loves me


Great news :D !

Hey, we must celebrate them every time they come in this damn topic.

Not to be insensitive though, but weren't you "not together" ?

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well remember that girl I was moping about two weeks ago? well we might be getting back together. Also she told me she loves me


Great news :D !

Hey, we must celebrate them every time they come in this damn topic.

Not to be insensitive though, but weren't you "not together" ?


Well, it was confusing it was a relationship without the title, but it wasn't just friends with benefits I could have easily put together in quotation marks

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Also she told me she loves me

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Good for you, guy.

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I slipped the fuck up guys.
I underestimated the impact that Eight leaving made on Kara, and I made a rather obvious pass at her...
*sigh*
Setbacks, setbacks.

Not only did she take it the wrong way, like I was waiting for Eight to be gone, but it made things very awkward for about five painfully long minutes. Then shit went back to how it usually is. Regular talk about games and shit.
Its good to know no permanent damage was done...
but I know if I had just waited a little longer or acted a bit sooner this might've turned out differently.

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Lil' Bernie wrote:
xMaliciousMal wrote:
Curiosity Inc. wrote:
xMaliciousMal wrote:
And les-b-honest, we all know being "lesbian" is a woman's way of saying "not on the first night," amirite or wut guys?

Take it from someone who has way more lesbian friends than any straight man should: NO. It obviously varies depending on the woman, but generally speaking, that is not correct.

Anyway, I was at my weekly drumline practice tonight when two passersby stopped to take a listen. This isn't at all unusual, since we practice under the Morrison Bridge, but these passersby just happened to be two very attractive young women. I gave them the group's business card as we usually do, then they went away without even the courtesy of giving me a name or a phone number.

GAH!!!


My sister's a lesbian. Believe me when I say I was full well joking. Maybe I should have uses sarcastic salmon or whatever the fuck color is appropriate.

You should give them business cards that say curiosity, inc. And when they ask you why you go by that you can tell them "I always kill the cat ;)"


DO THIS SHIT, CURI. FUCKING DO IT.


I suggest we use a paypal account to give him money to do this thing.

Really, Curi, this is your destiny.

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NiteOwl wrote:
I slipped the fuck up guys.
I underestimated the impact that Eight leaving made on Kara, and I made a rather obvious pass at her...
*sigh*
Setbacks, setbacks.

Not only did she take it the wrong way, like I was waiting for Eight to be gone, but it made things very awkward for about five painfully long minutes. Then shit went back to how it usually is. Regular talk about games and shit.
Its good to know no permanent damage was done...
but I know if I had just waited a little longer or acted a bit sooner this might've turned out differently.


I hate to break it to you bro... but... you're probably going to be here for quite some time now

Oh, and my celebrating might have been a tad on the premature side... seems things are just as complicated and yelly

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Okay, call me crazy... but I had a dream last night where I met a girl at summer camp and we... well, you know... and then I have facebook open whilst playing video games... and a sort of fling I had from the last summer camp thing I went to starts talking to me and we talked for like an hour.

I know it's just a weird coincidence... but, yeah, I had to tell somebody

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