Dr. Brooklyn wrote:
I smacked her ass so hard, (and such) her fucking stripper glitter got stuck on my hands!
No, one of the waitresses at the sports bar, her other job was stripping at this place downtown.
We just ended up getting real 'familiar' in the stairwell behind the fire exit.
If you were at the sports bar where she works she would be in her stripper attire, so she had pants on, ergo any glitter on her would be covered and you'd have to hit her pretty damn hard to make trace amounts of glitter poof out, meaning you had to remove her pants before you smacked her ass (or she had glitter all over the outside of her pants... but in that case you could have just brushed her ass and gotten glitter on you. I got glitter on my face the other day from kissing a girl that had trace amounts on her cheek... you wouldn't have needed to hit that hard).
My question is... so you just met this chick (yet you really don't want to mess things up with Ms. Sundance) so you take a complete stranger out back and get her pants off in an alley? If I was your friend i'd be more worred about something like THAT happening than you getting glitter on you.
yes dude I had to remove her skirt to smack her ass. Which was glitter covered.
And Ms.Sundance and I... have a weird dynamic.
Theres good friends, really good friends, best friends, and boyfriend/girlfriend.
We're... inbetween best friends and bf/gf.
We're just that close. Not romantically, but that next level honesty, and such.
If I was a boyfriend, seeing my girlfriend be like this with another guy, I'd have an issue with it.
But we're not technically together.
She's dated other guys, and I've been pining for other girls (mostly cause sundance wouldn't date me).
So we're not exactly holding out for each other.
Though she knows if she asked me to be her bf I would drop everything else in heartbeat.
Anyway, I felt... odd about it, and I told her what happened with the waitress lady.
She was shocked at first, then she hit me with an empty coke bottle like 37 times.
But then it was just playing around. In the end she was more concerned about which hand to high five.