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Since when does one have to "discover" that strippers have daddy issues? I'm going to my first strip club aka nudie bar (I'm Al Bundy at heart) next weekend and can't wait to slide a twenty between the large fake breasts of a woman with low self esteem.

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I've only had one dream in my life with kids in it that didn't involve me gnawing my feet off, and it had to do with kids doing my laundry.

Actually we hardly talked so idk this shit about daddy issues?
And I haven't met too many strippers in my life so theres no frame of reference either.

And what does daddy issues have anything to do with having to demonstrate the three fingered hustle in that stairwell?

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You're not sure if I'm serious? I'm not sure if you're serious.

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We're all actors, Laurie. I'm just an actor who read the script.

about WHAT?

I smacked her ass so hard, (and such) her fucking stripper glitter got stuck on my hands!
Ms.Sundance says I have Edward Cullen hands now. -_-
This shit is hard to get off. ugh.

Though to clarify, I didn't actually get laid or anything.

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I'm not sure if you're serious about not being sure if i was serious. i knew that's obviously not what you meant, but i thought it was a good switcheroo type joke.

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We're all actors, Laurie. I'm just an actor who read the script.

of course I wasn't serious.

though I think you've successfully confused me...

ugh. too early for serious jokes! >_<

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To recap, it all began with the implication that you're full of shit.

The rest of us just waited around with baited breath to see how this would play out.

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I've only had one dream in my life with kids in it that didn't involve me gnawing my feet off, and it had to do with kids doing my laundry.

I'm just saying I want the authentic stripper experience of a woman with daddy issues and low self esteem. No glitter, just breasts. And I want to pull the twenty out from her cleavage with my teeth.

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I've only had one dream in my life with kids in it that didn't involve me gnawing my feet off, and it had to do with kids doing my laundry.

If you were at the sports bar where she works she would be in her stripper attire, so she had pants on, ergo any glitter on her would be covered and you'd have to hit her pretty damn hard to make trace amounts of glitter poof out, meaning you had to remove her pants before you smacked her ass (or she had glitter all over the outside of her pants... but in that case you could have just brushed her ass and gotten glitter on you. I got glitter on my face the other day from kissing a girl that had trace amounts on her cheek... you wouldn't have needed to hit that hard).

My question is... so you just met this chick (yet you really don't want to mess things up with Ms. Sundance) so you take a complete stranger out back and get her pants off in an alley? If I was your friend i'd be more worred about something like THAT happening than you getting glitter on you.

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Oaky, I'm double posting, but whatever.

A kid in one of my classes was talking about this website and as he's a total pot head I didn't believe him. (He actually shows up to class high).

Anyways, I went home and looked around and all I can think of is that it's some form of viral marketing for a movie. The videos are all obviously staged and there is zero content with just a countdown... but I can't think of any movies that it would tie into. Anyone know anything about this?

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yes dude I had to remove her skirt to smack her ass. Which was glitter covered.

And Ms.Sundance and I... have a weird dynamic.
Theres good friends, really good friends, best friends, and boyfriend/girlfriend.
We're... inbetween best friends and bf/gf.
We're just that close. Not romantically, but that next level honesty, and such.
If I was a boyfriend, seeing my girlfriend be like this with another guy, I'd have an issue with it.
But we're not technically together.

She's dated other guys, and I've been pining for other girls (mostly cause sundance wouldn't date me).
So we're not exactly holding out for each other.
Though she knows if she asked me to be her bf I would drop everything else in heartbeat.
Anyway, I felt... odd about it, and I told her what happened with the waitress lady.
She was shocked at first, then she hit me with an empty coke bottle like 37 times.
But then it was just playing around. In the end she was more concerned about which hand to high five.
lol.

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Okay I need to see some pictures of the hoes. you can't talk about bitches this much and not show me some bitches or some titties. Are you facebook friends with these broads?

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I've only had one dream in my life with kids in it that didn't involve me gnawing my feet off, and it had to do with kids doing my laundry.

This is the singular best post I've ever read.

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NiteOwl, I don't know if I've said this before to you (though I think I did).

You don't have to impress us, nobody in this forum is a professional gigolo rambling about his sexual conquests at every possible oportunity, we're just snobby pretentious nerds who, among other things, all share a common love for Watchmen. There's really no need to go into these highly unlikely, heavily narrated scenarios involving you and your intimate exploits. That's not to say that you shouldn't tell us raw, or even vulgar stories, I don't mind.

But it seems like you're trying too hard, when you don't need to.

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Which is why in the op about this I said "I won't even"
I know it sounds like I'm trying, but I swear I'm not. I tried to avoid sounding like I'm showing off somehow, but details are details.
And yes I type this shit out like I'm writing a story. lol. Its a force of habit.

Well I owed mal a story about the ladies so. *checks box off list*

And a picture of Ms.Sundance... hmm.

Well i've avoided using her real name because she IS added on my FB and I've had a similar situation to this before and someone hasseled one of my friends and asked a bunch of personal questions and creeped her out.
And well, I don't wanna tip my hand as to who precisely it is by showing a picture yet.

The other lady, the Waitress/Stripper I didn't stop to take her picture or anything and I only ever got her first name.

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smh

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"The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

"There's a cello in your house now."

I've always read that as Suck My Head.
I'm sure it doesn't mean that though...

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I've only had one dream in my life with kids in it that didn't involve me gnawing my feet off, and it had to do with kids doing my laundry.

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"The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

"There's a cello in your house now."