feliciano182 wrote:
SkaOreo wrote:
xMaliciousMal wrote:
SkaOreo wrote:

8/10
This movie is kind of, weirdly, amazing. At least The Fast and the Furious films take place in something resembling reality; I'm convinced that Torque's setting is of an insane post-apocalyptic world where rednecks and bikers have taken over the world, and Adam Scott can be taken seriously as an FBI agent.
I'm glad that something this crazy can exist.
*Honestly, this film should be a 7, but any movie ending with a "bike-fu" scene gets props.
HAHAHA
I can't even think which of many gifs are appropriate to express the many emotions that come from seeing someone rate this a 5 or higher. This movie was terrible and an absolute fast and furious rip off. Even Biker Boyz was better. The action set pieces were trash, the acting was trash, the writing was trash, and worst of all the direction was a steaming pile of trash on a hot summer's day.
I hate to say it, but you totally didn't get it.
Be real dude.
You watched that while on meth.....................it's the only possible explanation.
I remember I was excited when I saw that film, I left SO dissapointed, it's quite dumb.
SkaO definitely took a hit of the bad shit before watching that. there is nothing satirical or self referential about it. There is no recognition that it is a dumb, over the top action movie. I legit believe that the writer/director thought bike-fu was straight up cool, not tongue in cheek awesome.
And I hate to reference other peoples' opinions, but the 22% it has on rotten tomatoes out of 118 reviews shows that everyone who wasn't high as lindsay lohan likely felt the same way.