Physically....the Vietnamese prostitute, lol. I am actually Vietnamese; my parents were refugees of the Vietnam War. I'm short (5' 2.5"), black-haired, and near the same build (except the pregnant belly), and I have the similar pudgy nose. Also, I do have a touch of Walter's "fascinatingly ugly" looks and I wear glasses -- I'm blind as a bat without them -- like Dan.
Psychologically and personally...I'd say Rorschach. Like him, I grew up in an abusive family, I'm not excepted by most of them either, and was bullied intensely by people my age until college. I consider myself intelligent, creative, and rather obsessive. I'm an insomniac. I'm, also, very socially awkward and isolated, sexually inexperienced, and possess a similar sense of morality and ethics. I'm a whole-hearted devourer of information, a needler for the truth, and an advocate of strong, quick justice. I, too, have a strange habit of digging through people's kitchens, like peeking into people's refrigerators and stealing saltine crackers from restaurants; it's often the first thing I do when I enter someone else's kitchen. (It happened naturally because the first thing you do when you get home is to look for something to eat. You can tell a lot from a person by what they have in their kitchens.) And, yes, when I'm lazy (or too busy), I eat right out of the can.
Socially, I'm both Nite Owls. I'm friendly, sociable, easy-going, honest, and extremely nerdy, with an odd sweet-and-sour sense of humour. I can be calm, yet primarily I'm a hyperactive ball of nervous energy. I'll talk to strangers with no problem, yet I'm a good listener as well. (People confess the darnest things to me!) I love having conversations that would last for hours on end. I have many acquaintances, but few true friends. Yet, internally, I have anxiety problems -- even though, my exterior demeanour rarely ever show this -- but naturally plagued with self-doubt and low confidence, resulting in me being a loner -- a plotter who plots alone. I have a habit of over-thinking situations and being super indecisive when it comes to decision-making. When I finally come to a decision, the moment would have already passed. I'm just trying to get through life one day at a time.
Politically, I'm like Ozymandias. I'm very liberal in mind and careful in thought. I have very absolute opinions and defend them strongly; but, unlike him, I love hearing other people's views. I have a cynical view of the world and I find humanity as a whole to understand because they're absurdly emotional, not logical, creatures. I believe a "utopia" can exist, but only when human race no longer exists on this planet.
Mentally, I'm like Dr. Manhattan. The way I process information, I feel, is "different" than most people, so I have strange "thinking outside the box" mentality. I'm an absolute glutton for knowledge and information. I like to learn and experience the world through many different means and perspectives. I can be very arrogant and overtly superiour, although I don't mean to be. (I also like to walk around my house half-naked....but it's far too cold to do that now.)
Romantically, I'm a bit of everyone: Like Nite Owl II, I'm not classically attractive in any way. Lately, I've been feeling like Silk Spectre II, because wherever I go a congregation of strange, awkwardly geeky men flock toward me, yet like Dr. Manhattan, I'm wholly oblivious to this! Like Silk Spectre I, I feel like I'm being pressuring into it in order to be socially accepted. Like Ozymandias, I feel romance is a distraction from my life goals and that clouds and confuses a logical mind; yet, like Rorschach, I don't think I deserve to be loved, which is (probably) why I act so indifferently towards it. And, like the Comedian, it's probably the life that isn't for me anyway.
Did I miss anything? I think I got everything.