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Rorschach never really minded being teleported by Dr Manhattan, but even he found the experience of being brought back to life quite distressing.

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When reconstructing his physical form, Rorschach decided to make a few slight alterations to his body.

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" Funny STORY. Sounds UNBELIEVABLE. Probably TRUE."

First, he decided that it would be rather nice to be a woman.

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Secondly, s/he added a pair of powerful lasers to his/her kneecaps.

And hoverbiked back to America.

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吾輩は猫である。名前はまだ無い。

He found the whole country had changed.

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This is truly a madhouse. And I'm the lunatic running it. I've spent three years wondering if I should be proud or ashamed.

Especially in Neo Manhattan, which had been barricaded in from the rest of the city due to intense crime.

"Hurm," s/he said...

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吾輩は猫である。名前はまだ無い。

It would be an understatement to say that Rorschach was confused about his/her gender, but he/she was even more so about what he/she saw...

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But in the nd he decided that women are sluts so he removed his breasts.

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@RealSlimCAvery

being so indecisive, he "phoned a friend", he called dan.

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I'll be right back. I gotta go see a man about a mule.

Rorschach absently put the breasts into his pockets (adornments of a whore or not, he thought they might be useful later) while he waited for Daniel to pick up.

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"Under no circumstances should anyone encourage the ordinary person to be funny."
--Bob Mackey

instead Laurie answered, out of breath.

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I'll be right back. I gotta go see a man about a mule.

Rorschach, while having the appearance of a woman, still had his manly interests. "You look fine tonight Ms. Juspeczyk" he said suddenly, losing his hatred of women, as he was one himself. Laurie blushed. "Why Mrs. Kovacs, you're ravishing..."

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I don't mind being the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasn't this one.

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I'll be right back. I gotta go see a man about a mule.

Rorschach then felt uncomfortable and turned off the new video phone, like the many that were being installed around NYC ( )

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right thought rorshach - its time for a pint

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"Never set up a company selling posters and diet books and toy soldiers based on himself. Never became a prostitute"

Hurm

Later, as Rorschach left the blood bank, his thirst satiated for now, the thought occurred to him that this vampirism addition to the 'new Ror' was going to take some getting used to.

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...evidently chicken-town.

As he inspected the ruined city Rorschach chuckled at the irony of the situation (this was Veidt's utopia?!), and wondered why the video phones were being installed all around despite the fact that they were stolen immediately.

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Rorschach then decided to go disco dancing in the nude.

Happy Harry's was never the same since he went bankrupt. Since it had been a long neighborhood mainstay, the new owner decided to keep the name.

HAPPY HARRY'S pink neon sign shined bright in the darkness. Rorschach looked up at it. Took a deep breath, then entered.

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"Heard them Walthers like to jump some" "As will you, with one in your elbow."