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"It's too bad she won't hurm! But then again, who does?" (Blade Runner)

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Best fucking thing I've read in my entire life!

"Name is Walter Kovacs. I'm survivor living in New York City. Broadcasting on all AM frequencies. Will be at the Gunga Diner everyday at mid-day, when sun is highest in sky. If you're out there... if anyone's out there... can provide beans, can provide sugar cubes, can provide physical discomfort. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You're not alone."

Rorschach as Robert Neville in I Am Legend

Why can I picture Rors saying that to Viedt?!

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"You will never know the power of the hurm side!" Rorshach as Darth Vader

HURM! You know i need someone....
HURM! you know i need somebody.....
HURM! you know i need someone.....
HUUUUUURRRRM!

Rorshach as The Beatles in Hard Days Night.

M.M.: There are four columns of lonely women in here, and only one of lonely men. The odds are on our side. Now why wouldn't any of these women want to meet a nice person like you?

Rorschach: Hurm. Not a nice person. *cronch cronch*

(Little Children)


"Hurm. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Need a stronger lock."
(Casablanca)

Rorschach: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns. ...
Rorschach:Guns. No license. I checked. Very bad
(the Matrix)

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Rorschach: Give me smallest finger on man's hand. I'll bend the spoon. Truth unnecessary.
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Rorschach: Hurm?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Rorschach:No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.
(Matrix---again)


"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way. Was Rorschach. Does that answer your questions, Doctor?"
(Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

"HURRRRRRM JOHNNY!"

-Rorshach in The Shining

Okay, now you're not even trying.

Here are a few of mine.

Rorschach as Jon Doe from Se7en:

Rorschach: Detective? Detective! DETECTIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!
Fine: WHOA!
Rorschach: Believe you're looking for me.

Rorschach as Blake in Glengarry Glen Ross:

Rorschach: H, U, R, M. Hostile, Upsetting, Renegade, Maggot. Hostile, are you hostile? Upsetting, do you find graffiti over there upsetting, because I do. You don't find graffiti upsetting, you don't find that to be some upsetting shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal because you are going out! Renegade, are you a renegade fer Christ?! And maggot. Are you going to wipe maggots off this decaying city? Are you man enough to wipe maggots off decaying city?

Rorschach as Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters:

Rorschach: Hurm. Listen. Smell something?

Rorschach as Jules Winfield in Pulp Fiction:

Dan: You know what they call a Big Mac in Paris?
Rorschach: Don't eat fast food. Leave that junk to the vermin.
Dan:........

Rorschach as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver:

Rorschach: Listen scum, vermin, here is man who would not take it anymore, who would not let-
Listen you scum, you vermin. Here is man who would not take it anymore, who will stand up to filth, liars, smooth talkers, politicians, whores. They'll all look up and shout "save us!". And I'll look down and whisper " are you talkin' to me?"

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"Heard them Walthers like to jump some" "As will you, with one in your elbow."

"Hurm...didn't need face to kill your bitch of a mother and I won't need it to kill you!" ~ Rorschach as Freddy Krueger (quote is from part 6...yeah...) *runs away*

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All work and no play, make t3cii a gay boy.

Wow. Even your insults suck.

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"Heard them Walthers like to jump some" "As will you, with one in your elbow."

Indeed. Still, why make a bad situation worse?

Just move along, folks.

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This is truly a madhouse. And I'm the lunatic running it. I've spent three years wondering if I should be proud or ashamed.

I'll break up the tension with a quote!

Rorschach: "Not Mr. Kovacs. I'm Rorschach. That's what you'll call me. That or Rorschach, or Rorschach, or even 'STOPBREAKINGMYFINGERS!!' if not into whole brevity thing. hurm"

The Big Rorschachski

(I know it's not that good, but... I had to stop the fighting)

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Epic win, Dr.!

"Why are sugarcubes always gone?!"

Rorschach as Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Thank you

Now here's something I hope you'll really enjoy...

Veidt: Did we really need to bring your Boyfriend along Rorschach?
Rorschach: [about NO II] Not my boyfriend!
Nite Owl II: [handing beer to Rorschach] It might be a bit warm, the cooler's off, want me to go get some ice?
Shaun: No need, babe, fine like this. Hurm.

You guys probably know what it's from.

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@RealSlimCAvery

Mustn't forget to kill Philip. Ehhn.

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"Ah, walking into a field of flowers. Nothing says 'I'm going to rip your f*cking head off' like walking into a field of flowers!"--MadWorld

Sylvia Kovacs (Formerly Glick): But Pickle, he's your father.
Rorschach: Not father, Step father.

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I always felt Rorschach was somewhat inspired my Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver, so alot of his quotes I think are perfect in the final idiology annalysis.

"All the animals come out at night - whores, politicians, buggers, queens, fairies, drug addicts, sick, venal. Someday real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I beat people in the Bronx, Brooklyn, shatter there bones in Harlem. I don't care. Doesn't make difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Doesn't make a difference to me either."

*Hurm* "I'm not paranoid, you're the one that's paranoid. Your full of it. What are you talking about? You walk out with those creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and sell your sexual foreplay for pennies? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm paranoid? *Hurm* You're the one that's paranoid. I don't go meddling with killers and junkies like yourself. You call that being normal? What world are you from?"

Rorschach's Journal; October 29th, 1985. Must get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined body. Too much abuse has gone on too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no pills, no bad food, no more destroyers of body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

I will try something...Please be nice

I got a bad hurm about this
Star Wars (pick an episode or character)

With great hurm, comes great compromise.
Rorshars as Uncle Ben on Spiderman

Obi Dan Kenobi: I loved you like a brother!
Rorsharch Skywalker: I hurm you!

You have good direction, as a pointer to everyone try not to be so reliant on hurm, because it can't be just thrown in anywhere to make it Rorschachy. Try omitting words every once in awhile, make it seem more Rorschachesque. hurm.

"You read Joke book, Adrian? Little joke I got memorized. Fit occasion. Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains." Rorschach as Jules Winnfield... I know It's a stretch

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